Inconnu Posted:

This is not trolling, okay? Log in to see images! Now seriously, the podcast is enormously long, and I don’t feel like listening it all the way down. Even more, why should I, if I already heard the dobnits/who part?

But ok, here’s a deal:

• open the podcast
• listen it through and through until you finally…
• ...make a transcript of the whole thing
• post it ITT or make a google doc for everyone’s viewing access!

The perfect description of what is a transcript/stenography was given by Bashy in this contest. In short, it would be as easy as:

RULES:

• The first one to bring full transcript gets 15 Log in to see images!

• The best (funniest and most professional) transcript by Wednesday gets 45 Log in to see images!

• The deadline for this contest is pretty harsh – Wednesday, October 7, 12:00AM EST.
• NO TROLLING ITT

Thank you and good luck.

quoted for ghax, who’s already started transcribing as far as I know.

If I wasn’t leaving right now, I’d totally be writing this.

Amasius Posted:

This contest is almost a reason to unban Ghax. Almost. Log in to see images!

He can access the podcast from the blog and transcribe. I’m sure someone would post on his behalf when/if he gets it done. So we get the best of both worlds, yes? Log in to see images!

so no broken in 5mins sections like Bashy’s?

Because it is insanely long to do it whole. Just someone who has no life. Unban ghax, then reban.

ChilePepino Posted:

so no broken in 5mins sections like Bashy’s?

Because it is insanely long to do it whole. Just someone who has no life. Unban ghax, then reban.

Ya, almost took me an hour to transribe 5 minutes from the last podcast. I am reliant upon those though, owned to my poorly established incompetency to read.

I’m extending the submission period upon Friday, Oct 9.

I’m on it, but if you win the first does that make you inelligable for funniest?

I guess what I’m asking is, can you win both with two entries?

would a tl;dr/tl;dl one be suitable?

SanDyk Posted:

since Inconnu asked: I was thinking a shortened one which someone can quickly read over. I mean not a lot of people are going to bother reading ALL of the transcript

Yes, you could skip any jokes or such, but it should include all E3-relevant info at least, and, I guess, most of the community questions, since JB specifically mentioned that thread in Blog entry.

This is more of a summary of what was said in the podcast rather than a proper transcript with a short answer to each question rather than waffle from ET or JB.

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A little intro here and Trout goes off on a tangent talking about the film “2012” for some reason.

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HAS A PRICE BEEN DECIDED:

Short answer no

Ep 3 is longer than Ep 2

There will be peen for preorders (they are not open now)

There may be a discount for those who have bought Ep 2 (or bundles for Ep 2/Ep 3)

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Why did you ban handofg0d:

“We didn’t”

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WILL THERE BE MORE GAMEPLAY UPDATES?:

Probably be some small ones

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SNEAK PEEK:

“There will be contacts

There will be forums

You will Pwn things”

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***NEW VILLAIN***

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WILL YOU HAVE TO BE LEVEL 35 TO PLAY EP 3 PROPERLY:

No. First Forum is level 30 but will go up quickly.

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LEVEL CAP?:

69 (THANKS RICKET)

(69 because it was one of JB’s ****ty jokes)

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PREORDER EPEEN:

YES

may be a super epeen who preordered both

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SPECIAL MISSIONS IN FUTURE?:

Yes

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ET and JB goes on a tangent and talks about the process of making the episode and the Apprentice team

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ET says how gay he is for “The Lonely Gunman”.

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BEST ATTACK OF EACH CLbum:

(didn’t say that)

There may be a super attack which may be a hybrid of each clbum’ characteristic

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NEW CLbum:

NO

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Permanoob will probably get more attacks

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ALIGNMENT:

Erm I don’t even know what was going on here. I guess CZ have less of a clue about the whole thing than we do.

It may be easier getting Neutral alignment though…

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ARE EP 3 ITEMS MORE POWERFUL?:

duh

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NEW SERVICES?:

NO

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Bingebot talks about dom and how Kyoubai will probably have something to do with it? Or I dunno what I know is this;

THERE WILL BE A HUGE DOM UPDATE

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WILL THERE BE WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?:

Yes (as in there are w’s but not WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

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HYBRID CLbumES:

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FORUMBUILDER FORUMS PURGE:

JB wants to get rid of ****ty forums

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LESS GAY CYBERING (skipping frustrating unskippable stuff):

ET reads the gay cybering daily

JB wants a skip it

There won’t be any gay cybering in ep 3 (apparently)

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ANY FORUMBUILDR THAT WILL BE IN EP 3?:

YES

ONE

(probably lamebait)

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CRED BOARD:

Probably not.

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[b]ANOTHER PINK FLOYD FIASCO?[b]:

it was unintentional

there will be funnier moars in ep 3

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LAMEBAIT WILL GET THEIR AVATARS CHANGED?:

No. There’s no need.

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DOES JB USE AXE SPRAY?:

this q wasn’t answered correctly cause JB said that leetlol wouldn’t listen to the podcast

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DID YOU GET AEROSMITH ROCKBAND:

<evil_trout> No cause I’m not a fabulous person

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IPHONE FORUMWARZ?:

NO

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HOW MANY EASTER EGG GOATSES?

As many as will annoy you

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ARE YOU BEING SERVICED RIGHT NOW?

<evil_trout> I wish

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DROP STATS?:

May be a readjust of community forums and the what is dropped in them

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HOW AWESOME IS H0G?:

10.7 out of 10

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FAVOURITE PART OF EP 3? FRUSTRATING?:

According to ET:

The content (it’s apparently hilarious)

Most frustrating: filling the gaps in content (e.g. getting images for items)

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JB sucks up the Apprentices for a while here

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ET then went and said that anything that isn’t programming (or xbox lol) is tedious but it has to be done.

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NEW MINIGAME?:

Invariels project is a minigame/metagame (will have more work done on it after episode 3)

“It’s kinda like pvp”

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HOW HARD IS EP3?:

Dunno. There will be some hard forums but it’s not going to be really challenging (however they want it fun to play without it being easy)

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PEENS FOR VETERANS?:

Yeah. Why not?

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STREAK TO 200?:

possible but pistachio might change

peens dunno ET doesn’t like making them

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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT FRANCH GINGERS?:

<evil_trout> good?

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WILL THE RELEASE OF EPISODE 3 RESULT IN NEW ARBITRARY WAYS TO GET WAS BANNED?:

probably… most definitely

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WHY IS OPHELIA mammary glandsUPP ALWAYS ONLINE?:

It’s intentional

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WILL THERE BE A TRANSCRIPT TO THE PODCAST?:

I dunno?

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HOW GOOD WILL THE ITEMS MADE WITH ITEMBUILDR EP3 HIJACK BE?:

I dunno

There will be new stores though

oh and

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WILL HACKERS HAVE A POWERFUL ATTACK WITH SHORT REFRESH?:

Likely but “can’t promise anything”

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WHEN WILL EP3 BE RELEASED?:

It will be released when it’s “ready” ((I think the guys who made Duke Nukem Forever said that as well idk))

it won’t make 31st

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CIVIL ROLEPLAYING?:

<evil_trout> WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

JB alt reveals Log in to see images!

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DO YOU LIVE OFF THIS?:

ET does but it’s not HUGE money

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EVIL TROUT HATE CLUB?:

You’re not getting anything else

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ANY STRENGTH FORUMS (A LA GREAT FIREWALL)?:

Yeah that would be cool

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WILL FIE BE IN EP3 IN A SATIRICAL FORM?:

No

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FINAL EPISODE?:

YES

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ARE YOU EXPECTING MAJOR GRIPES?:

Yes but not for anything in particular

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HOW MANY male reproductive organES DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH ON AVERAGE?:

JB: 7 on average (“it’s amazing that I can even talk” )

ET: Thinks too much about this question but wants a black male reproductive organ for desert

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[Bingebot leaves]

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WILL FORUMWARZ BE FUN TO PLAY?:

If you like 1212 then yeah

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WHAT HAPPENED TO BINGEBOT 2015?:

People have different time commitments to Forumwarz

Plus he usually gets a lot of big macs

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LOVE INTEREST?:

no

<Jalapeno_Bootyhole> Kissing is icky

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WILL RE-RE’S BE A PROPER CLbum?:

You’re not meant to keep re-re’s but if you want a challenge then whatever don’t expect them to be updated

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CREATE YOUR OWN BLOGS?:

maybe

in ep3? no

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BETA TE­STING?:

when ­we’re ready

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OPENING­ THE ECONOMY?:

possi­bly in the future

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GAMBLEB­OT?:

possi­bly but idk

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WILL BP BE A­N IN GAME THING (OR AN ITEM OF THE MONTH LIKE MR A IS IN KOL)?:

at this po­int no

JB me­ntions “peen of the month”

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WHAT’S ­NEXT FOR THE SITE?:

Dunno­

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ARE YOU­ HAPPY WITH WHAT FORUMWARZ HAS BECOME?:

<evil­_trout> I’m proud of it

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HOW MUC­H HATE MAIL DO YOU RECEIVE?:

Not t­hat much

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HOW ARE YOU ­GOING TO KEEP THE COMMUNITY ENTERTAINED AFTER EP3?:

Plans for ­other games

It’s ­more of an issue of “what are we going to do next”

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WILL TH­E CLbum OF ITEMS FOR POSSIBLE EP3 JUNK OR WILL THEY BE EQUIPABLE ITEMS?:

One o­f them will be equipable (accesories)

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HOW WEL­L HAS PROTIVATE SOLD?:

Not t­hat well

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SUBFO­RUMS?:

Yes­

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THRE­ADCONSTRUCTOR SUBFORUM OF LAMEBAIT?:

no­

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SECO­ND SHOT AT WOEISMODERATOR?:

no­

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WHAT LE­VELS HAVE NEW ABILITIES?:

It wi­ll be at regular intervals but dunno which ones

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IS THER­E A NEW ARC?:

possi­bly, depending on how well will ep3 will be received

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[This­ is more or less the end of the podcast]

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­DEDICATED TO MC BANHAMMER