As I walk through the valley to the forest for chocobos

I take a look at my life and realize my HP’s are kinda’ low

coz I’ve been injected with Jenova cells and mako so long

even Kefka thinks that my mind is gone

but I ain’t never cast fire 3 on a man that didn’t deserve it

to not wear my sprint shoes you know that’s unheard of

so you better watch what you equip, and watch your air ship

or you and your homies might answer to Ifrit

I really hate trip but i gotta, moogle

Don’t need a strategy guide as long as I got google

I’m the kinda lvl 99 the little lvl 1’s all mention

and I get girls attention, when I’m at the cosplay convention

-Eternal Oblivion