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Inspector Ch-
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Avatar: 165179 2010-08-17 18:02:22 -0400
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Sonic woke to the ringing of his phone. Sleepily, he pulled himself out of bed to answer it. “Who the hell is calling at this time?” He yelled at the phone. There was a pause before Tails answered. “Sonic! Get down here now! You’re not going to believe what I just did!” The phone went dead and Sonic hung up the phone before walking out the door, across the street to Tails’ house.

“What’s going on Tails?” Sonic asked, still rubbing his eyes. “You’ll see.” Tails replied as they went down the elevator to his lab under his house. The doors opened and Sonic saw that Knuckles, Amy and Cream were already there. “This better be important. I don’t want that Bat-girl to get the master emerald again.” Knuckles was getting impatient. “All right everybody.” Tails yelled out as he approached an object covered in a white sheet. “Look at what I’ve just created.” Tails was just about to pull the covers when Amy yelled out. “It’s a metal ring with lights, so what.” Tails turned to her and let go of the covers. “How did you know?” “We took a look when you went to get Sonic.” Amy replied. “Well, it’s not just a metal ring with lights. It’s…” Tails removed the covers to reveal and metal ring with lights. “A Time Machine!”

“Still looks like a metal ring with lights.” Cream yelled out. “Ok that’s what it looks like but it’s a time machine. Think of all the things we can see. We could go back in time to see the Dinosaurs or go forward in time to the time when Aliens are discovered!” Tails explained. “Uhh…Tails.” Sonic spoke out. “We already know that there’s Aliens out there. We spent a whole season of Sonic X in space to save Aliens and there planets.” “Well…We could go forward in time to see ourselves in the future.” Tails replied to Sonics objection. “But wouldn’t that cause some Time Paradox that could destroy Time as we know it.” Amy yelled out. “Nah, I don’t think so. Come, on let’s go!” Tails started the machine and a portal appeared in the middle.“Ok, I’ve set this to twelve years in the future, but there’s only one problem. I don’t know where we will appear if we go through.” Tails explained to the others. “Well that’s not really a problem but why did you set it to twelve years?” Knuckles asked. “Well…I’ve always wanted to see what I would be like at twenty years old.” The others shrugged and walked through the portal into another Time line.

Things started to fade into focus. Sonic and the others were rubbing there eyes to see the future. Cream was the first that could see properly. The others were still rubbing their eyes when they heard Cream scream and started to rub faster until they could see and saw what Cream was screaming at. They all stood in a room that was big enough to fit all of their houses 100 times over. It was huge. There was a giant chair with a pair of giant jeans, a wardrobe and even a giant bed. “Tails, what the hell id you do!” Cream was screaming at him. “It’s not my fau…” Tails broke off as there was squeaking from the bed. They all looked up slowly to see a giant, furry foot come down on them. They all scattered except Cream who was too scared to move. Sonic turned around to see the foot come down on Cream. “Cream!”

Another foot came down and they all looked up to see a giant rabbit in a green shirt. Her breasts almost popping out, so much that there was a tear in the shirt between them. The giant wasn’t wearing any pants and they could see the giant white panties that were the only thing that covered anything from the waist down. The foot that had stepped on Cream lifted. They all expected to see the red stain but saw noting. Amy looked up and yelled as she pointed below the foot. The others looked up and saw what was going on. Cream’s legs were kicking out from between the big and second toe. The giant walked up to the chair and put on the pair of jeans and walked over to some sandals that were laid out for the morning.

“What are we gonna do! We have to save her.” Amy was almost crying. Sonic was watching Knuckles. “Why are you looking at me?” Knuckles asked with a confused look on his face. “Well, it looks to me that Cream is pretty stuck. So she would need someone strong to pull her out. And you’re the strongest here.” Tails and Amy quickly agreed at left Knuckles no choice but to run up to the giant feet. One of the feet was slid into the sandal as the giant lifted the foot Cream was stuck to, into the other sandal. Luckily it was and foot strap sandal and not a toe strap sandal as the giant fitted her foot and Cream into it. Knuckles quickly jumped on as the other foot was lifted up and began to walk. Knuckles stuck his hand in to grab onto Cream. He found her hand and began to pull but the giant had just lifted her foot. Knuckles could pull and he was being lifted into the air. When the foot reached the peak of its height, Knuckles was thrown off and fell to the ground onto his back. He opened his eyes but began to wish he didn’t as he saw the bottom of the sandal come down on him.

“Holy ****!” Sonic yelled as Tails and Amy just stared, to scared to talk. The foot that held Cream walked off and there was the little red stain of what was left of Knuckles. “What are we gonna do Sonic?” Tails asked still horrified by what he saw. “We’re gonna save Cream and get out of here.” Sonic grabbed hold of Tails and Amy and ran through the door and down the steps, following the giant. Finally, they stopped in the kitchen as they saw the giant, sitting at the table with her legs crossed and her feet pulled up underneath the chair. They only got one step closer when a giant, purple, high heeled shoe came down in front of them.

They looked up to see the purple shoe with the sock viewable from a gap between the shoe and the strap that held the shoe on. Looking up further, they could see the sock travel a little more up the leg before they could see only a bare leg. Up more they realized they were right underneath a purple dress that this giant wore and could see all the way up. Within seconds, the giant moved off and lefted them out in the open again. “I swear that that was…never mind.” Amy whispered to herself. They turned back to the other giant and began to run towards it, looking out for the second one.

They finally reached the giants crossed sandals. Sonic ran up to the feet and look around until he could see Cream’s legs still sticking out but not moving around. Sonic grabbed hold of them and they started up again. “Cream, Cream! Stop kicking!” Sonic yelled at her. Cream stopped kicking and Sonic pulled her out from between the furry toes. “Thank you so mush Sonic.” Cream said with tears in her eyes. Sonic lifted her up and started to walk away but didn’t realize that the giant’s foot was moving to and was kicked in the back. Sonic was hurtling across for under the table and smashed his back up against a table leg.Tails ran up to Sonic and Cream and helped lift Cream up, off of Sonic before lifting Sonic up. “Are you ok Sonic?” Tails asked not quite sure if he was. “Yes Tails, I’m fine. I always get hit by a giant sandal into a giant table everyday. I’m used to it.” Tails seemed upset. “I know what sarcasm is, you know!” “Guys, guys. This is no time to fight. We need to get help.” Amy tried to calm them both down. “From who Amy, the giant that killed Knuckles, almost crushed Cream from between its toes and almost splattered me up against a table leg!” Amy wondered for a second. “Well…I don’t think it knows we are here so…Yes!”Tails was flying Sonic up to the top of the table as Cream flew Amy up behind them. They landed on the table top and looked around. The only thing they were bigger than were the crumbs, spread across the table. The cereal box was bigger. The bowls were bigger. Even one prong on a fork was bigger. They continued to look around when Tails saw the face of the giant. “Holy crap!” The others turned to see what Tails was talking about.It was Cream. It was her face that was on the giant’s head the only difference between this one and the six year old one that stood among the shrunken group was that the giant didn’t have that cute appeal but it was replaced with a beautiful appeal. “So, that’s me in twelve years?” Cream asked the others. “She’s so hot.” Tails whispered to himself. “What was that Tails?” Amy asked after hearing him say something. “Uhh…Umm…I said…Uhhh…If that’s Cream, then she definitely would help us out.” “Hay, Tails is right. Come on Cream. Let’s ask yourself to help us.The giant, teenage Cream was eating a bowl of cornflakes. “What did I do? Out grow Coco Pops.” Cream asked as a joke to the others. “So how do we get my attention?” This question seemed so stupid to ask but it was true. “I think Cream should fly up to Cream’s face.” Sonic suggested. “All right but can we refer my future self as Teenage Cream. I’m starting to get confused the way we’re going.” “Wait, Cream!” Amy yelled out just before Cream set off. “I’m going with you.” “Why?” Cream asked “Because you’re my best friend and I’m not gonna let you do this on your own.” Amy replied and grabbed onto Cream. Cream started to fly up towards the giant teenager.Cream and Amy flew almost directly in front of the teens face. Not long after, they noticed that the giant’s eyes became fixed on them. “I see us! We’re saved!” Cream yelled out in joy. They were flying closer when a giant hand came out of nowhere and slapped them. Cream fell back onto the table where Sonic ran out to catch her. “Where’s Amy?” Sonic asked Cream. There was a little splash. “Oh no!” Sonic yelled out as she put Cream down. “Tails, go!” Tails set off flying over the bowl edge and could see the tiny pink figure, splashing around in the middle of the white lake of milk. “I’m coming Amy!” Tails yelled and he sped towards her. Tails did not notice the hand that came down and slapped him too, sending him flying back and smacking into the milk carton.

The spoon dipped into the bowl and pulled out Amy. The others could hear Amy’s screams as she got closer and closer to the hungry giant. “No! Stop Me!” Cream yelled as loud as she could but it did nothing as the spoon was no longer visible as the teenagers lips closed around the spoon. She withdrew the spoon, leaving it completely clean before beginning to chew. Each time the teeth came together, Cream seemed to get sicker and sicker. “There might still be away to save her if she hasn’t been chewed!” Cream yelled out but gave up as a lump, bigger than any of them started to lower itself from the giant’s mouth, down its throat. “I can’t believe it. I ate my best friend.” Cream started to cry.

“Come on, let’s get out of here.” Sonic said as he grabbed Cream and jumped down from the table. Tails soon joined them after flying down. “What do we d…?” Once again, Tails was cut off as the giant purple shoes that had almost crushed them, joined them under the table as the giant sat down. “That must be Vanilla!” Sonic yelled out. “Mom?” Cream cried out still sobbing Sonic handed Cream to Tails. “Hold Cream, I’ll get Vanilla’s attention.” Sonic sped of towards the giant purple shoes.

Sonic pulled himself up on top of the purple shoe and saw the hole in the shoe that had been replaced by the foot with the layer of the sonic covering it. Sonic didn’t want Vanilla to think that a bug was running along her foot so decided to walk slowly across the sock. Sonic was going pretty slow for a hedgehog that can’t stop running. Almost to the strap, Sonic felt like he was going to make it, before the ground started to shake. Sonic was being pulled forward. He didn’t have time to think as he hit the strap and fell back into the vacant hole that leads him to fall, in to the shoe. Tails and Cream saw what had happened. Tails started to run towards the shoe as he saw a hand come down and scratch the top of the foot. Tails started to climb up onto the shoe but was rocked off as Vanilla started to fit her foot back into the shoe. Tails fell onto the floor as Vanilla got her shoe back on, trapping Sonic.

Teenage Cream spoke out above the crisis that had happened, below the table. “Mom, can I go to the party my friends are having?” Vanilla looked up, then looked down and said “No!” “What! Why not? You know Sonic and the others, nothing wrong will happen.” Teen Cream protested. “You not going because you’ve just turned eighteen, and I bet Tails will want you to stay over.” “So what if he wants me to stay ov…” Cream trailed off “Awe, Mom! Tails wouldn’t do that!” “Why not? You’re both of age now and virgi-” “MOM!” Cream shouted out. Tails and Cream could hear everything being said from below the table. “I said no and I’m putting my foot down!” Vanilla yelled before lifting her foot and stamping it down, right beside Tails.

Teen Cream got up and walked off upstairs. Down under the table though Tails got up and ran towards the shoe again. He began to knock on it. “Sonic! Are you still ok?” Tails put his ear against the shoe. “Tails! Get me out of here! Vanilla’s toe is crushing me.” Tails tried to think but there wasn’t much time. He could see Vanilla’s foot, squirming inside the shoe, slowly crushing Sonic. Tails did the only thing he could thing of and jumped up on top of the shoe. The ran towards the hole that has been reoccupied and started to jump up and down on the socked foot. Just like he expected, Vanilla removed he foot from her shoe. Tails took this opportunity and jumped into the shoe.

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Inspector Chelmey edited this message on 09/28/2009 1:16PM

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