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Name: Jesus Hussein Christ Species: God Gender: What the **** man im ****in jesus what do you think Looks: Makes you jizz Personality: Like Jesus’
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It is noon in Heaven. The telephone rings. I pick it up.
“Yo, my fine upstanding member of society.” It is Sonic. “Sup, ****?” I ask. “Not much. So like some kinda **** is happening boring backstory just pretend token villian kidnapped/stole something and stuff” “That sucks pretty hard Sonic. What the **** do you want me to do?” “I want you to kill the bad guy.” “God damn it Sonic. Seriously. God Damn. Fix your own problems for once.” “Naw, man, I need your help.” “****. Okay, this is the last time, awwright?” “Kay man. I love ya.” “Yeah, I’m not repeating that.” I call my dad. “Yo, old, man, how bout makin’ with the killin’ the bad guy bull****?” “Son, I’ve been thiking about it, and you need to move out.” God says. “Damnit Dad, I’m trying really hard to get a job.” “Fine. I’ll help you out, but you need to move out.” “Yeah, whatever.” 400000 miles away, Every Sonic character but Sonic explodes in a cloud of blood.
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Posted On: 09/27/2009 7:44PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # |