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Avatar: 185740 Sun Jul 26 20:51:42 -0400 2009

[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan

Level 31 Troll


All my friends are somewhat bizarre, so it was hard to pick just two. but i’m gonna have to go with ron and jateen.

This is Ron…

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Ron has many admirable qualities, although he is a jew and therefore not eligible for heaven Log in to see images!. Aside from being one of the funniest people i have ever known, he’s also a scientist who is trying to develop nanobots which will eat all our garbage. I’m a bit hazy on the details, but he is bumuredly VERY CLEVER. He is a mbumive BDSM **** and masochist who has 20-something piercings in his one ear, and when he gets bored in the lab, he works on the design that he is etching into his leg with sulphuric acid.

Ron’s current FB status: ‘Ronen Fogel laughs in the face of danger, followed by running away from the body of danger and then climbing a tree until danger gets bored of calling him girly-names and goes home.’

This is Jateen…

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Jateen is my beloved roomate. One day, he will finish his thesis. Until then, he will continue to get naked in the lounge at 2am and play metal songs on his guitar (a fairly regular occurrence). He is our source of all in-jokes and nicknames…verily they do pour forth from him as from a fountain. He also has a cute little lisp, which is illustrated beautifully in the following RL conversation reproduced below:

Andrew:What are you doing at a His People meeting?!

Jateen: I’m looking for Chrithtians…I need to ask them about Thatan.

(random His Person walks by)

Jateen: Hello…can I quethion your paradigm?

Jateen’s current FB status: ‘Just chillin’. Reading Sylvia Plath, slitting my wrists, having a bowl of ice cream. Nothing to see here.’

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