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Barbeque Forever: Episode II - Electric Boogaloo
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Rules @ http://forumwarz.com/discussions/view/42142-barbeque-forever-episode-i-der-wille-zur-****
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In this round you will tell me about two of your friends. Whoever has the most awesome/interesting friends will win. Get the **** out if your friends suck. Be on the lookout for open spots due to ppl not being able to contend.
The rule I’m adding is that people that break any valid rules are not kicked until they are called out on it. |
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| Posted On: 09/20/2009 11:52PM |
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I have AWESOME friends.
One has a collection of literally hundreds of firearms, small ones and big ones and loud ones and quiet ones and legal ones and illegal ones. Idk why he’s got them, but he does. He took me out in the woods once a long time ago to shoot AK-47’s, it was a blast. His grandmother used to tell him the future when she was still alive. He still remembers her drowning kittens in the bathtub so as not to have a farm overrun with cats. He ate mayonnaise out of the jar with a spoon like it was ice cream or some ****.
I’ll be back later with another one, I dunno who else to write about right now. |
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| Posted On: 09/21/2009 12:02AM |
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Fingerz Posted:
What..the..****? That’s a interesting friend. |
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| Posted On: 09/21/2009 12:05AM |
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I have no friend IRL, just because I’m awesome. However I am proud of my Internet achievements. I am the leader of a klan in which everyone can join and have fun. Many of them are hot girls and I cyber with them everyday. I’m also considering meeting them IRL. Anyway if you want to join our elite klan feel free to drop me an email. Everyone is welcomed Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 09/21/2009 12:12AM |
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my best friend is quangntenemy …oh **** do i lose now? |
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| Posted On: 09/21/2009 12:14AM |
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I have a friend named Mike he’s really good at making parody games on the internet and getting girls. |
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| Posted On: 09/21/2009 12:39AM |
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so all the rules decided in the last thread are now valid? excellent. |
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| Posted On: 09/21/2009 12:43AM |
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I’m p sure i”m in the lead so far this round…
Ofc, I”m also the only person to describe someone I know IRL. Come on guys- one of you has to have some friends you hang out with outside of the internet! |
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| Posted On: 09/21/2009 12:47AM |
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Fingerz Posted:
CS is just sucking up to JB so he can get a peen I think. |
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| Posted On: 09/21/2009 12:50AM |
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| Posted On: 09/21/2009 12:34PM |
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this is my friend bas Log in to see images! he is called bas because his mother is a hippy and named him seabbumtian (yes actually spelt like that) and it is funny. his mum recently came out to being a lesbian which is also really funny. bas is legally allowed to drive a catamaran. he has a mini karma sutra by the side of his bed. he once lived in the same house as george michael (george had moved out). he has a dildo thing which fires the bel end off when you squeeze the balls. he also likes wolfmother. Log in to see images! that is my friend ruby (one in middle). she recetnyl turned into a christian even though she is a ****. she has had anal sex probably 100 times (jk maybe 10) because she thinks woman's genitalsl sex is wrong before marrige. she gets wasted after 1 can of beer because she has something wrong with her stomach. she once broke her leg after going over a ski slope and tripping over a small child (child was safe btw). she then broke it again 3 months later from karate kicking a tree. those are my wonderful friends |
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| Posted On: 09/21/2009 12:42PM |
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Chawin Posted:
judgeing question, is that the actual spelling of “bas”’s name? Like is it meant to be capitalized or not? |
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| Posted On: 09/21/2009 7:29PM |
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Can I do this or did I lose? |
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| Posted On: 09/21/2009 7:35PM |
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as far as i can tell you are still in the game |
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| Posted On: 09/21/2009 7:39PM |
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Chawin Posted:
ruby is a pretty regular girl imo. |
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| Posted On: 09/21/2009 7:41PM |
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My friend ‘Sara’ is the coolest chick I know. Usually I don’t like girls, but she’s awesome. We’ve been best friends since high school and she’s always been really funny, weird and random. When we hang out she always has crazy ideas like ‘let’s go to Denny’s to steal their coffee mugs’ or ‘let’s drive around until we find a lawn ornament of a donkey and another that’s like Juan Valdez and put them together on someone else’s lawn.’ She does shows where she spins and breathes fire and she’s great at surfing. Whenever we’re together it’s a constant giggle fest. When she found out the kids in the christian youth group at our highschool got diddled by their leader, she lol’d for 5 days straight. She likes to be naked a lot and has nice mammary glands. Log in to see images!
My friend ‘Dave’ is old enough to be my dad, but he’s super fun and awesome. He’s like this big burly dude with lots of tattoos and he used to be a shrimp boat captain in the keys and catch lots of “square grouper”. He taught me how to scuba dive and trained me to be a scuba instructor. I trust him with my life and he’s taken me diving down to shipwrecks below 200 ft. Best thing about him is that he’s not some old perv trying to get in my pants. He’ll squeal with delight if you can find him a pair of hot pink flip flops in his size or get him some stickers of unicorns and rainbows. His favorite color is pink. Once I was really sick and he came over with some gay porno mags and we rated all the male reproductive organes in it. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 09/22/2009 8:04AM |
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All my friends are somewhat bizarre, so it was hard to pick just two. but i’m gonna have to go with ron and jateen.
This is Ron…
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Ron has many admirable qualities, although he is a jew and therefore not eligible for heaven Log in to see images!. Aside from being one of the funniest people i have ever known, he’s also a scientist who is trying to develop nanobots which will eat all our garbage. I’m a bit hazy on the details, but he is bumuredly VERY CLEVER. He is a mbumive BDSM **** and masochist who has 20-something piercings in his one ear, and when he gets bored in the lab, he works on the design that he is etching into his leg with sulphuric acid.
Ron’s current FB status: ‘Ronen Fogel laughs in the face of danger, followed by running away from the body of danger and then climbing a tree until danger gets bored of calling him girly-names and goes home.’
This is Jateen…
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Jateen is my beloved roomate. One day, he will finish his thesis. Until then, he will continue to get naked in the lounge at 2am and play metal songs on his guitar (a fairly regular occurrence). He is our source of all in-jokes and nicknames…verily they do pour forth from him as from a fountain. He also has a cute little lisp, which is illustrated beautifully in the following RL conversation reproduced below:
Andrew:What are you doing at a His People meeting?! Jateen: I’m looking for Chrithtians…I need to ask them about Thatan.
(random His Person walks by)
Jateen: Hello…can I quethion your paradigm?
Jateen’s current FB status: ‘Just chillin’. Reading Sylvia Plath, slitting my wrists, having a bowl of ice cream. Nothing to see here.’ |
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| Posted On: 09/22/2009 11:43AM |
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you people are ****ed up irl especially wtfmcnuggets – i dont think a friend who thinks a child molester is hilarious is really ok in their head of course, you’re ahead right now |
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| Posted On: 09/22/2009 12:46PM |
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1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:
they weren’t little kids… like the 16 and 17 yr old guys and the offender was only 24 and it was just ‘inappropriate touching’ or whatever. i lol’d too cuz they were always trying to get us to go to meetings and they were like this pretentious jesus cult and look what jesus gets you. people are always making jokes about priests and little boys and michael jackson, etc. and really if you’re that easily offended i dunno why you’re here. this contest is making me out to be an ultra perv but really i’m not i swear. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 09/22/2009 2:10PM |
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ahahaha its not to do w/easily offended you portrayed her as laughing at some priest touching lil kids w/o explaining the cirgreat timesstance theres a difference between the internet and irl and you might find the people who are liked, saaaay on this site, actually are normal irl and the people that arent are sperglord shut-ins |
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| Posted On: 09/22/2009 2:23PM |
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