Continuing the fruit theme…

Peach has porn on page 3

Grape goes 55 pages, but doesn’t sound very pornographic to start with.

I’ve heard plums used to mean testicles, that goes the full 55 pages too.

Melon … there’s a guy ****ing a melon on page 1 (I was expecting mammary glands… but hey, whatever)

Melons plural has mammary glands on page 1 though.

Banana gets you some censored porn on page 4 (from a site mocking the creationist “Bananas are perfectly formed for eating” argument with the riposte “Bananas are perfectly formed for shoving up your bum) then there’s some girls licking a banana suggestively on pages 36 and 39 but no actual nudity at all. Just 55 pages of bananas, and banana-based baking. And for some reason a whole lot of Ed McMahon on page 53.

Added after initial posting from here

Tried some colours – black and white both had porn on page 1. Brown made it to page 3. Yellow had some probably nsfw pictures on page 10, but nothing heavily pornographic in all 55 pages.

Tried some more animals – fox had Megan Fox in lingerie/covering herself for the first few pages, then mammary glands came out for page 4. Cat… I got bored of lolcats very quickly, result inconclusive. Tiger gets to page 15 at least, whereupon there’s a PETA activist nude and tigerstriped in a cage (hiding key anatomical details though) makes it all the way to page 48 before you get to some mammary glands.