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30 Pages to Porn
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Hi, your favorite neighborhood token furry here!
I was sitting, bored off my bum, trying to think of something to do that didn’t involve pawing off to something grotesque, and my mind hatched an idea for a game!
Now, you might be asking yourself where the name came from.
Well, I was sitting here thinking to myself what I could do, when on a lark, I decided to Google “strawberry” with SafeSearch off, to see what would turn up.
Much to my astonishment, there was not a single porn picture for not only 10 pages, not 20, not even 30, but ALL 55 PAGES OF IMAGES. (I started making this thread when I was at about page 20, bumuming by page 30 I would HAVE to find something.)
Only two pictures of page 23 could even be loosely called porn. And that’s a stretch.
So here’s the game.
See if you can find any other words that COULD (and this part is important) COULD be taken to mean something pornographically or could potentially be dirty, and see if you can find something that has no porn results.
The more pages before you reach porn, the better your score!
I wasn’t expecting to get a perfect score my first time, but see if you can match me, I guess.
GO!
EDIT: Also, SafeSearch MUST be off. Shii edited this message on 09/15/2009 7:50PM |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 7:47PM |
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Apple produces similar results. |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 8:02PM |
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“dog” does too.
I guess this game is easier than I thought. *sighs* Oh well. |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 8:15PM |
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cherry doesn’t even have any until page five, try it yourself. |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 8:17PM |
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Fortunato Posted:
Surprising, but I don’t think that’s as weird as nothing for 55 pages for Strawberry (and it stops after 55 pages lol.)
Maybe other search engines turn out differently. |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 8:21PM |
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Fortunato Posted:
LOL DUED WE HAV LIK THE FUKKEN HIVEMIND I TRIED THAT TOO
I TRIED SEARCHIN VAG I THIN I LOST THIS GAME BUT WON THE WAR IN MY PANTZ |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 8:21PM |
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I still think it’s kind of gross that you call it pawing off. |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 8:53PM |
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tit returned porn on page 1. |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 9:21PM |
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ChilePepino Posted:
sAUSAGE only got porn on page 7/
Big sausage on page 1. |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 9:52PM |
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Continuing the fruit theme… Peach has porn on page 3 Grape goes 55 pages, but doesn’t sound very pornographic to start with. I’ve heard plums used to mean testicles, that goes the full 55 pages too. Melon … there’s a guy ****ing a melon on page 1 (I was expecting mammary glands… but hey, whatever) Melons plural has mammary glands on page 1 though. Banana gets you some censored porn on page 4 (from a site mocking the creationist “Bananas are perfectly formed for eating” argument with the riposte “Bananas are perfectly formed for shoving up your bum) then there’s some girls licking a banana suggestively on pages 36 and 39 but no actual nudity at all. Just 55 pages of bananas, and banana-based baking. And for some reason a whole lot of Ed McMahon on page 53.
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Tried some colours – black and white both had porn on page 1. Brown made it to page 3. Yellow had some probably nsfw pictures on page 10, but nothing heavily pornographic in all 55 pages.
Tried some more animals – fox had Megan Fox in lingerie/covering herself for the first few pages, then mammary glands came out for page 4. Cat… I got bored of lolcats very quickly, result inconclusive. Tiger gets to page 15 at least, whereupon there’s a PETA activist nude and tigerstriped in a cage (hiding key anatomical details though) makes it all the way to page 48 before you get to some mammary glands. man-man edited this message on 09/15/2009 10:53PM |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 10:43PM |
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Adapt Posted:
Sorry. Log in to see images! Shii edited this message on 09/15/2009 10:55PM |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 10:52PM |
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tbh i don’t really like “fapping” either. Idk, making an onomatopoeia of it is just strange as well. Also is this thread title a reference to gamer? |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 11:43PM |
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Adapt Posted:
I know, like, pawing to describe the act isn’t half as gross to me as describing it by using the SOUND it makes. Ew. |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 11:50PM |
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I picked gun but stopped when I found this: Log in to see images! Somebody else can finish. |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 11:52PM |
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Fie Posted:
No way, that can’t be real.
Is that seriously a real pic? |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 11:53PM |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 11:55PM |
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Lollipop at page 13. |
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| Posted On: 09/15/2009 11:57PM |
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I knew it had to be shopped, lol…that’s just way too convenient. And Palin has a better body than that anyway. |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2009 12:07AM |
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Adapt Posted:
I would still like to know this. |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2009 12:47AM |
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Adapt Posted:
Not sure what that is, so no. |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2009 1:10AM |
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