Jalapeno Bootyhole hasn’t talked to his Grandma in a long time because he thinks he is too busy with his own life and does not value maintaining relationships with extended family. When he sees her on the holidays he just says “Hi” and gives her a slightly awkward, insincere hug, he doesn’t really sit down and ask her about her life or show concern for her well-being. He meant to write her a really nice thank you card for the nice embroidered handkerchiefs with his initials she sent him on his birthday and completely forgot and also they **** and he doesn’t know the names of any of her cats and basically hasn’t ever talked to her on the phone since the invention of caller ID.