burningpopsicles Posted:
CelerySteve: Pretend Flambate is highschool (and let’s face it…it’s not a stretch). You see…that means I am the girl with the facial hair and the stutter, and you are the guy who is borderline very special and never washes his shirts.
What I mean is, we’re both gonna get our heads flushed in the metaphorical toilet. but we can’t be FRIENDS with each other, bc that means that a) we make a bigger target, and b)it multiplies our uncoolness exponentially.
So i’m sorry, but I can’t have you defending me in threads. I hope you understand.
LOL! Highschool was totally lame. Hi there, neighbour! Let us band together and annoy ALL of them, so that they are forced to unleash a flaming torrent of **** upon us. I’m sure their little hearts are just BURSTING with hatred.
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You see, you post **** like that and you wonder why you get made fun of…
You see these scars? Guess what I got for Christmas at the Celery houshold? My old man bought me a carton of cigarettes, he said smoke up Stevie.
