zagerblag Posted:

Err… now what?

“Chew on that, ****!” DJ shouted in glee at his computer screen.

“Richard? Keep it down, sweetheart, I’m watchin’ mah stories!”

DJ sighed. “Yes, Mother!”

“Oh, and Richard?”

DJ muttered under his breath, “It’s DJ Banstick, she knows that, why won’t she ever listen?” He cleared his throat. “Yes, Mother?”

“Ah need you to come rub mah bunions, honey, they’s achin’ up again.”

DJ groaned. “Be right there, Mother.” He got up wearily.

(((CHIME)))

DJ spun around and looked at his computer screen. “You have got to be ****ting me!”

GHOST Command: Delete Sub-Forum ‘SadSack Symposium’

“What the ****, man?”

MASTERMIND: Oops, my bad.
MASTERMIND: Nah, just kidding.  I meant to do that!
DJBanstick: Who the **** are you?
MASTERMIND: Does it really matter?  Besides, what's in a name... 'Richard'?
DJBanstick: WEll, if I knew your name I could...
DJBanstick: ....
DJBanstick: How they **** did you do that?
DJBanstick: HOW THE **** DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
MASTERMIND: Wicked Bbum isn't nearly as clever as he thinks he is.
DJBanstick: What the hell do you mean by that?
MASTERMIND: I may be Monstrous Homogay, but I still know more about this **** than that stupid fishfabulous person.
MASTERMIND: BRB im n ur baze gankin ur dudez

Now I declare Amy Rose to be permabanned, and revealed to be an Awesome & Cool Person

Time to send in those Night Actions!