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Evil Trout Hunt the M.H. Game: MASTERMIND MONSTROUS HOMOGAY GENERICHAXOR WAS BANNED! EVERYONE WINS!

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

This is the official sign-up thread for our Hunt the Monstrous Homogayz™ Game. If your name isn’t on the list below, and you want to play, then please sign up in this thread.

I’d like to start by this weekend, so sign up before Friday 5 p.m.

We’re going to keep it pretty simple for the first game. The only special roles will be the Mastermind and the Forum Admin.

If you have any questions, please post them in this thread.

Thanks!

Also:

DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction and parody, poking fun at Internet culture. If you really need any more elaboration than that, then why are you on a forum dedicated to a game that is a work of fiction & parody, poking fun at Internet culture?



THE STORY SO FAR

SYSOP Command: Finalize Server Update

SYSOP Confirmation Code Request: XXXXXX-XXXXXX

Confirm Overwrite: Y/N? – Y


Bobby sighed as he stared at the monitor. It had been a long day. No, scratch that. It had been a long day and night. It had taken a lot longer than he thought to update the security. He couldn’t believe he’d left such an obvious hole open, for any wannabe hacker to waltz right through. And in fact, someone had done exactly that. Luckily, they weren’t nearly as clever as they thought. He thought about logging in and kicking them off the system permanently, but it was already 4 a.m. He had a long day of X-Box playing tomorrow afternoon, and he needed his rest. And besides, that’s what he had those ridiculous ‘Moderators’ for. He opened up his sTalk messenger and checked to see who was online.


“Mmm, good,” he mumbled to himself. “DJBanstick is on. I’ll let him deal with this.”


Wicked Bbum: DJ, I got something for you to do.
DJBanstick: Hey, what's up big guy?
Wicked Bbum: Long night, time for bed.  I need you to permaban some bumhole that found an exploit but didn't report it properly.
DJBanstick: Whoa, what did it do?
Wicked Bbum: It allowed them to get dozens of extra Strawberry Cookies in the PVP part of the game.
DJBanstick: *gasp*  You mean, someone was cheating at Cookie Warz?
Wicked Bbum: Yup
DJBanstick: Those fiends!
Wicked Bbum: Yeah, I know.  But it's fixed now, so I need you to go ahead and permaban them.
DJBanstick: Uh, okay, but why can't you do it?
Wicked Bbum: What the **** do I pay you for, to ask stupid questions or to handle the petty **** for me?
DJBanstick: Well, technically you don't pay me...
Wicked Bbum: STFU.  Look, I'm tired, and I just want to get some sleep. (Plus, I need to rub one out to some midget tranny porn before I go to sleep.)
DJBanstick: Um.... okay.
Wicked Bbum: Anyways, I'm Tubmailing you the profile now.  
DJBanstick: Okay, I'll handle it.  Go get some sleep.
Wicked Bbum: Thanks.  By the way, what was that link to the porn site you told me about yesterday?
DJBanstick: www.shortandstubbyshemales.com
Wicked Bbum: Awesome, thanks.
DJBanstick: NP.


DJ logged off of sTalk and clicked on his Tubmail.

“Ah, there’s the TM he just sent. I’ll just open it and…”

“****. I always confuse the open bumon and the delete bumon. Now how the hell am I supposed to know who to permaban?”

DJ thought to himself for a bit. “I’ve got it! I’ll just ban all the Monstrous Homogayz from the forum, and let Wicked Bbum sort it out when he wakes up! I are so smart!”


And so, DJ started scrolling through some names to decide who to ban first.

But you get to decide the next part of this story. Who does DJ Banstick ban first?

DJ Banstick smiled to himself. “Heh, that oughta take care of that…” DJ yawned and stretched back in his chair. Now that he’d gotten rid of the hacker, he could go fap for a while. Just as he was about to browse for some fresh she-male midget porn, his computer beeped at him as a his forum access sub-screen popped up.

GHOST Command: Delete Sub-Forum ‘A-NON-A-MOUSE’

“What the ****? Where did that come from?” DJ leaned forward, looking at the screen, and frantically typed into the console, trying to stop the command from launching. But he was too late.

“Holy ****… this is pretty ****ed up right here. Granted, no one gave a damn about that forum, but still! And Wicked Bbum is nowhere to be found!”


(((CHIME)))

MASTERMIND: What's the matter?  Feeling a bit... out of control?
DJBanstick: You son of a ****.  I won't let you get away with this.
MASTERMIND: Really?  And how are you going to stop me?
DJBanstick: Just watch!
MASTERMIND: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
DJBanstick: ....
DJBanstick: Dude, you actually typed that out?  Seriously?
MASTERMIND: Yes, I am just that awesome.
DJBanstick: No, dude.  You gay.  You MAD gay.
MASTERMIND: Yes... in fact.  I am a Monstrous HOMOGAY.  And all your forum are belong to us!
DJBanstick: Okay, really?  That's the most overused phrase in the entire history of the Internet.
MASTERMIND:  EXACTLY!  BECAUSE IT'S A TRAP!
DJBanstick:  *sigh*  Enjoy your permaban.

Aldo_Anything was a Awesome & Cool Person, and you jerks voted him out! Way to go.

DAY ONE ENDS

NIGHT ONE BEGINS

DJ Banstick laughed out loud. Then he stopped, and realized how many times in his life he’d typed ‘LOL’, and had actually not been laughing out loud. He pondered this for a moment, then shrugged it off. He’d finally gotten rid of that bumhole, and it was time to grab a brewski!

(((CHIME)))

GHOST Command: Delete Sub-Forum ‘Power****s United’

“Awww, ****.”


MASTERMIND: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
DJBanstick: Goddammit.  You're such an annoying prick.
MASTERMIND: I know you are but what am I?
DJBanstick: ....
DJBanstick: An annoying prick, I said that already.
MASTERMIND: Hurf Durf you said that already
DJBanstick: You starting to cut into my fapping time.  And that makes me cranky.
MASTERMIND: Uh-oh!  Better call the WAAAAAHMbulance!
DJBanstick: Hold that thought while I trace your IP address.
MASTERMIND: Huh?  While you trace my what address?
DJBanstick: I said, 'IP'
MASTERMIND: Me too!  And sometimes I also POOP!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
DJBanstick: DIAF

Ricket, an incredibly Awesome and Cool Person has been permabanned from the forum!

NIGHT ONE ENDS

DAY TWO BEGINS

“Chew on that, ****!” DJ shouted in glee at his computer screen.

“Richard? Keep it down, sweetheart, I’m watchin’ mah stories!”

DJ sighed. “Yes, Mother!”

“Oh, and Richard?”

DJ muttered under his breath, “It’s DJ Banstick, she knows that, why won’t she ever listen?” He cleared his throat. “Yes, Mother?”

“Ah need you to come rub mah bunions, honey, they’s achin’ up again.”

DJ groaned. “Be right there, Mother.” He got up wearily.

(((CHIME)))

DJ spun around and looked at his computer screen. “You have got to be ****ting me!”

GHOST Command: Delete Sub-Forum ‘SadSack Symposium’

“What the ****, man?”


MASTERMIND: Oops, my bad.
MASTERMIND: Nah, just kidding.  I meant to do that!
DJBanstick: Who the **** are you?
MASTERMIND: Does it really matter?  Besides, what's in a name... 'Richard'?
DJBanstick: WEll, if I knew your name I could...
DJBanstick: ....
DJBanstick: How they **** did you do that?
DJBanstick: HOW THE **** DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
MASTERMIND: Wicked Bbum isn't nearly as clever as he thinks he is.
DJBanstick: What the hell do you mean by that?
MASTERMIND: I may be Monstrous Homogay, but I still know more about this **** than that stupid fishfabulous person.
MASTERMIND: BRB im n ur baze gankin ur dudez

Now I declare Amy Rose to be permabanned, and revealed to be an Awesome & Cool Person

DAY TWO ENDS

NIGHT TWO BEGINS

Sergeant Cid edited this message on 08/31/2009 8:51AM

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

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Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

Signing up.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Start is this weekend? I won’t be around until monday, can I still enter then?

_BeDhEaD_

Avatar: 170341 Thu Aug 20 13:12:58 -0400 2009
9

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Signing up.Log in to see images!

l33tl00z3r

Avatar: Code (Green)
6

[Billy vs Snakeman -
Gamers
]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Er…. yea, I’ll try it, looks fun!

UnstoppableC-
han

Avatar: 43381 Sat Jun 27 00:58:41 -0400 2009
15

[WeChall]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Entering.

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

I’m up for this.

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Aldo_Anything Posted:

Start is this weekend? I won’t be around until monday, can I still enter then?

That will probably work best. THat gives me time over the weekend to write up an initial story, as well as field any rules questions.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Sergeant Cid Posted:

We’re going to keep it pretty simple for the first game. The only special roles will be the Mastermind and the Forum Admin.

Mastermind

The Mastermind may use each of these Special Abilities once per Night, every Night.

SA: Follow my Lead The Mastermind always can veto any M.H.™ Hit Vote with his/her own choice.

SA: Send in the Minions The Mastermind may bumign a specific M.H.™ to be the Hitman for a Hit. This overrides any declared action by the targeted M.H.™ Player.

SA: Admin Imposter Once per Game, during the Day, at anytime before the Day Phase ends, the Mastermind can forge a Forum Admin Pardon to grant a stay of Banning to any player (including him/herself). The Ban Slot that the player would have filled is instead filled with a No Ban vote. This ability can only be used while the Forum Admin is still alive. Note: The Forum Admin will automatically be informed if a forged pardon enters the game. If the Mastermind attempts to submit a forged pardon, and it fails because the Forum Admin is Pwned, it is publicly revealed that the Forum Admin is Pwned and that a forged pardon was attempted, as well as who was the target of the forged pardon.

Forum Admin

The Forum Admin begins the game knowing how many Psycho Internet Stalkers are in the game, if any.

SA: Pardon Twice per Game, during the Day, at any time before the Day Phase ends, the Forum Admin may grant a stay of Banning to another player. The Ban Slot that the player would have filled is instead filled with a No Ban vote. This ability cannot target the same player twice during the same game, and the Forum Admin cannot use this ability on him/herself.

SA: Admin Power Abuse Once per Game, during the Day, at any time before the Day Phase ends, the Forum Admin may create an additional Ban Slot.

SA: Now it’s Personal Once per Game, during the Day, the Forum Admin may choose to add a secret Ban Vote, PMed to the Game Narrator. This Ban Vote may not be changed once it is cast. It is revealed publicly as the Forum Admin’s Secret Ban Vote, but does not have to be the same Vote as the Forum Admin’s public Lynch Vote.

Reiteration of the only relevant special rules for the first night so that people don’t have to hunt them down.

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Much appreciated. I’m planning on trimming the overall rules down to the essentials and then reposting them in the OP later on, for easy reference.

A-Sat

Avatar: 126056 Wed Jun 03 21:38:37 -0400 2009
6

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Please do, the whole thing almost made say, “oh, what the hell, tl;dr” but then I said “Hey, I’ve got the time for it”. Anyway, I’m in, as soon as I finish reading all of those complex rules. I’ve still not completely understood the exact purpose of the game.

GadgetArcrep

Avatar: 79210 Tue Nov 18 18:12:30 -0500 2008
3

Level 30 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Lemmie guess, A Question of Too late?

Bleh.

I wanted to play a mod like this…

phantom_glee

Avatar: Corset 2
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I’d like to play, if it’s not too late..

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Nope, it’s not too late at all. I’ll extend signups for the rest of the weekend, and then bumign roles on Monday.

GadgetArcrep

Avatar: 79210 Tue Nov 18 18:12:30 -0500 2008
3

Level 30 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Boo Yeah! I’m in!

Might actually give me more interest in FWZ now.

GadgetArcrep

Avatar: 79210 Tue Nov 18 18:12:30 -0500 2008
3

Level 30 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Also I’ll see if I can get some randoms in…

revrent

Avatar: revrent's Avatar
43

Level 69 Troll

**** ART LETS KILL

Hey Hey

Even reading the simple rules i am lost, but sounds like fun if it is not to late sign me up

Hurrvish

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
11

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

signing in/up

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Me me me memememememememememe I wanna play too!

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