i am so sorry to have offended you excellent gentlemen. you are clearly persons of taste and distinction, all grouped together in one klan of pure pwnage. however, nothing you may say will induce me to capitalise my letters at the beginning of a sentence – i hope that will not lead to my immediate disqualification as a potential klan member.

*humps adapt and falcon madly, leaving streaks of woman-juice on their perfectly pressed trouser-legs