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Whores wants me a sugar-daddy...

burningpopsi-
cles

Avatar: 185740 Sun Jul 26 20:51:42 -0400 2009
5

[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan
]

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

...ok, here’s the deal. I have no credit card or american bank accout, or even (let’s face it) and money at all to spend on things that are vaguely useless. But i do have (you guessed it… mammary glands!

So, here comes my camwhore moment. I am giving all you pervs a chance to participate in a real-live booby auction. How much BP will ya gimme for a picture of my mammary glands. Hell, i’ll even make it two pictures…either the ladies seperately or together

Bidding starts at 10BP, enough for episode 2 and an alt for my boyfriend, who has kindly authorised this whole thing (how nice of him). Bidding will close at 9pm (south african time) on sunday night. (next sunday)

Pictures will be sent to your tubmail upon receipt of BP, as son as we can find a friend who will let us use their camera. I promise promise PROMISE not to scam the winner. YOU WILL SEE MY mammary glands!

P.S. if no one bids, i guess ill just have to make like an emo and slit my wrists. if you want to, you can bid for the video of that…whatever floats your boat, you sick puppies…

here’s a preview of the ol’ sweater puppies, for all you doubters

Log in to see images!

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P.P.S i KNOW you can get free mammary glands anywhere. hence the title of post..

P.P.P.S. P.P.S. i know this is not in the contest forum, but clearly i have no BP to offer, so…nyah. THIS IS NOT A RP THREAD…IT IS A REAL ONE-TIME OFFER.

*edited to remove clan reference

burningpopsicles edited this message on 07/21/2009 12:46PM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

boob tattoos are unnecessary and dumb.

much like this thread.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

FAIL Posted:

boob tattoos are unnecessary and dumb.

much like this thread.

Signed. Log in to see images!

Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

hur mammary glands aren’t worth 10BP, free internet mammary glands are better.

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

I don’t think you understood how this thing works. Try again.

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

No timestamp, grainy video, prison tat. Back to google.

burningpopsi-
cles

Avatar: 185740 Sun Jul 26 20:51:42 -0400 2009
5

[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan
]

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

FAIL Posted:

boob tattoos are unnecessary and dumb.

much like this thread.

hurrrudrrr…you’re right…i got it when i was drunk.

other than that…oh well *waits for someone with lots of cash and a sense of humour

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

I have lots of cash and sense of humour.

... I am not going to do this, sorry. ¦]

burningpopsi-
cles

Avatar: 185740 Sun Jul 26 20:51:42 -0400 2009
5

[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan
]

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

Oleg Posted:

I have lots of cash and sense of humour.

... I am not going to do this, sorry. ¦]

that’s ok hon Log in to see images!

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

burningpopsicles Posted:

that’s ok hon Log in to see images!

I don’t. There’s an official thread for begging for Log in to see images!

burningpopsi-
cles

Avatar: 185740 Sun Jul 26 20:51:42 -0400 2009
5

[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan
]

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

ghax Posted:

I don’t. There’s an official thread for begging for Log in to see images!

hehe…be nice or you wont get your sig. you want i should whore for free? Log in to see images!

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

I’ll post a pic of mammary glands for 5bp.

Leechbait

Avatar: 38669 Mon Nov 03 13:38:26 -0500 2008
15

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

ill posts some mammary glands for 4 BP

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

I will show you bp for said picture

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

I’ll post a pic of leechbait’s bum for 3bp. I will not post it for 5bp.

Leechbait

Avatar: 38669 Mon Nov 03 13:38:26 -0500 2008
15

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

bp sent

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

Damn what a time to run out of BP Log in to see images!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

In fact I will show you all 10 bp if you post those pictures in this thread .

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Adapt Posted:

In fact I will show you all 10 bp if you post those pictures in this thread .

What a generous offer, you (op) should definitely do what this man says.

Edit: For clarity.

Sneaky27 edited this message on 07/19/2009 5:46PM

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

How is this remotely enticing? She doesn’t even show her face. It’s like me going to McDonald’s and trying to sell napkins and ketchup to the people that are eating.

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