swine Posted:

Hi there, sweetie.

You may not know me, but I have a decent reputation around here for being a super nice guy (and one who constantly has BP)

So, this is my counter offer –

Get pics. Tubmail a pic of your face while you’re holding up your plam (write Log in to see images! swine on your hand for proof). Then your mammary glands with the same written between them. (Two pictures total)

After this I will send you the ten BP. And you will never post in flamebate again.

Posting again will violate the terms of this agreement and we will have a moderator rectify you breaking our deal.

I need you to retract that offer please good sir; it overbids the appeal of my own very reasonable offer, and is, I dare say, quite foolishly extravagant.