...ok, here’s the deal. I have no credit card or american bank accout, or even (let’s face it) and money at all to spend on things that are vaguely useless. But i do have (you guessed it… mammary glands!

So, here comes my camwhore moment. I am giving all you pervs a chance to participate in a real-live booby auction. How much BP will ya gimme for a picture of my mammary glands. Hell, i’ll even make it two pictures…either the ladies seperately or together

Bidding starts at 10BP, enough for episode 2 and an alt for my boyfriend, who has kindly authorised this whole thing (how nice of him). Bidding will close at 9pm (south african time) on sunday night. (next sunday)

Pictures will be sent to your tubmail upon receipt of BP, as son as we can find a friend who will let us use their camera. I promise promise PROMISE not to scam the winner. YOU WILL SEE MY mammary glands!

P.S. if no one bids, i guess ill just have to make like an emo and slit my wrists. if you want to, you can bid for the video of that…whatever floats your boat, you sick puppies…

here’s a preview of the ol’ sweater puppies, for all you doubters

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P.P.S i KNOW you can get free mammary glands anywhere. hence the title of post..

P.P.P.S. P.P.S. i know this is not in the contest forum, but clearly i have no BP to offer, so…nyah. THIS IS NOT A RP THREAD…IT IS A REAL ONE-TIME OFFER.

*edited to remove clan reference