Gardening? Your skills are suffering a drought

This thread is my oasis and it’s time to weed you out

You don’t belong at the adult table, you haven’t got the clout

Here’s your sippie cup and crayons, please don’t start to pout

Everything you spit, it causes mbumive slumber

It’s like you got all your rhymes out of a Rap by Numbers

I don’t know what rock you found your skills under

But I’m sysop of this battle and you’ve been kickbanned by ~DBlunder

Check the flow Fort and I hope you’re taking notes

‘Cause flamebate is a college **** and I’m sowing my wild oats

I’m no joke and I’m in it for blood

If my lyrics had a number they’d be 555-STUD

This contest was decided the moment I was given life

You stepped up and got salted like you were Lot’s wife

You’re a bore, so go to your dresser drawer

Get your MC DB fan shirt and cheer me on in round four