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Macho FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle: Round 3 - Fortunato vs. Deific Blunder

ZomBiggie Sm-
alls

Avatar: 186903 Fri Jun 19 15:58:57 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

Life After Death

holla at yo boyz

fine upstanding member of societys make some noise

Fortunato vs. Deific Blunder

take some cover, dese men destroy

 

 

now for all yall

watchin, standin’ at tha walls

winvote yo heroes

which ones got balls?

failvote yo foes

dey is goin’ toe to toe

one will be standin’ tall

tha other curled up on the flo’

 

 

will Fortunato please take tha mic

Fort Naruto

Avatar: 88300 Mon Mar 30 17:18:30 -0400 2009
2

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 29 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Fort Naruto Posted:

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?cmzjjicymoj

yo

alt fail excuse me

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

the melodica and toy piano samples in fort’s entry are pretty phat Log in to see images!

almost as phat as his phat rhymes and his competitor’s phat face Log in to see images!

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

My picture is of a dog ‘cause I’m long in the tooth

Perforate your neck and lay waste to your whole crew

I may be a cracker, but I keep my ear to the block

I got an answer to your challenge in all 16 slots

‘Cause when I grab the mic all my words are immolated

This **** is basic math and your skills are truncated

Your beats are a cool gimmick, but that hook is outdated

The rap game is my territory, trespbumers get violated

Shhhhhh don’t struggle, you’ll make it harder if you fight

Try blowing your enjoy whistle and I’ll male reproductive organSHOT ya like Fr4gGingR1teZ

Fort, you’re Willie Green and I’m the hero Dolemite

My rhymes come so thick their thighs have cellulite

Laugh and leave you crippled, crawling back to your lab

Watch you struggle furiously to pull another beat from your bag

The whole time my avatar’s grinning while your bum looks sad

‘Cause I set my male reproductive organ on your shiny pate and slow shine my nads.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

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Am I hearin you right, you say you long in the tooth?

Ain’t nothin you said come closer to the truth

I ain’t sayin’ you old for that would be uncouth

but the **** that you’re bustin is more dated than vermouth

served alone sans ice back before refrigerators

like cutiepie12xo you’re a great masturbator

pretend to be a little girl to get outside stimulation

Last time you saw a prick was your polio vaccination

get out your ear trumpet I don’t wanna repeat

your rhymes were old before Daedalus went to Crete

that’s stone age ****, from when we slept on peat

back in the day you groomed your wife pullin lice off her to eat

a lower life form

now we’re finally getting warm

goin’ back over the fossil record

lookin for the place the trilobites got bored

listinin to bacteria throw those rhymes around

go back a billion years the evidence is in the ground

your style predates this planet’s solid crust

it even predates the sun coalescing from dust

that **** was old before five forces were there

the big bang spat that **** and spat it better

because I’m an explosion

I rock the mic like corrosion

you collapse into yourself in a wave of implosion

desperate for my approval you can’t get no devotion

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Maybe we should change your name to Deific Blunder

Frontin’ with your weak game you’ll get torn asunder

I’m the Cat. 6 storm, deadly lightning, pounding thunder

I’m the goddamn Batman to your pixieish Boy Wonder

This contest isn’t for you, time to call it quits

Slam you in a roid rage cause I’m THE_****

My technique is flawless, on my radar you’re just a blip

If you liken it to bowling I always nab 7-10 splits

My **** is old? Time to load up your tutorial

I scrap fine upstanding member of societys like you since time immemorial

Think you can hang, don’t answer, that was rhetorical

Future MCs will treat your defeat as an allegorical

Whole doctrines about how I always bust

Peons like you while you’re trying to shake off all the rust

These text records will exist to sate the mbumive lust

Of future generations who wanna see Mr Clean straight combust

So I put away my earhorn and place you over my knee

Strap your bum with the belt, deaf to all your pleas

Someone has to discipline you, you insolent cur

And though I may be old, you will respect your elder

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

I feel compelled to upvote every deific post since he referenced Dolemite.

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

FAIL Posted:

I feel compelled to upvote every deific post since he referenced Dolemite.

Haha thanks for the love Log in to see images!

Fort Naruto

Avatar: 88300 Mon Mar 30 17:18:30 -0400 2009
2

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 29 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Fort Naruto Posted:

yo

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?omn2tutmymy d

as you can see I am very good at alt failing

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Fortunato Posted:

as you can see I am very good at alt failing

lol ilu Fortunato/Fort Naruto

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Yo, your **** is one dimensional, a point in space confined

I’m the next plane of existence, I’m controlling every line

Word is my mother was talkin’ **** bout the bumfro on my behind

I gave her a mouth full of elbow, ‘cause no one ****s wit’ my grind

Now it’s your turn to get dropped with these dirty bombs

‘Cause you steady ****in’ wit’ me and you made me hit my moms

I’m savage, Rush in your home singing a war song

Then proceed to eat your brain wearing a loincloth thong

I’m the vanilla guerilla, the rap game Godzilla

And since this **** aint free I’ll cripple and then bill ya

I’m the cornerstone for plays on words, you’ll always be outdone

We’ll get that smooth noggin tumblin’ like a new Cannonball Run

Grab a beer and put rocksalt in my shotgun

Blast you in the bum then sit for the screams and fun

Your skills are nonexistent like Falcon****ers friends

I’ll let you crawl home now, you have an ego to mend

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Do I go with my dawg, or my dog?

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Fruits from a field and it’s the best you’ve revealed

No wonder your scalps gettin’ peeled with 10 inches of steel

And when I say 10 inches I think you know what I’m reppin’

I can’t get off ‘till my male reproductive organ looks like a murder weapon

So start steppin’, you’re far too meek for this fray

There’s no place for style that’s embarrbumed by Kid N’ Play

Like GooseFriedBacon at a picnic, I’ll have you in disarray

You’re a caveman sketching walls, I’m the lyrical Monet

Hate on Ghetto Heaven for the foe that you were dealt

Known as the Second Coming of rap along the Bible Belt

I’m svelte and sly, you? ****, please!

I see you clenching up, but I brought you Anal-Ease

Palm that shaven cranium and force ya to your knees

Run ya colon ragged before I fill ya with disease

But don’t worry! It’s not my from my blood-slicked male reproductive organ!

Might be hypochondria, but it’s cause these rhymes are sick

Get the gist? Waving your white flag like Noriega

Heathens gotta learn I’m the Alpha and Omega

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Fortunato Posted:

Last time you saw a prick was your polio vaccination

Best line in this whole contest. Most of this is pretty meh… but I had to upvote that.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Also fort’s first audio one was good. The second one was bad.

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Downvoted entire thread.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Deific’s got great keystyle rhyming skillz, but Fort’s raps crack me the **** up. Nobody would accuse him of not rapping off the dome…and I do mean dome.

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