Yo homies, I just got anotha’ one a those message things from celerysteve. Turnz out da warden liked his pink frock sportin’, cherry red lipstick wearin’ blowjobz so much that they let his bum walk early. I need ta let Tyrone know dat warden’s got a weakness for frilly ****.

I guess that means we back on our regularly scheduled battle. So get yo’ bum ready FAIL, cause this fine upstanding member of society gonna be ****ed afta all the **** he went through to get here.