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Business Round Three Showdownz For The FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mutha****in' Battle

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

The time has come, my fine upstanding member of societyz, fo’ some mo’ rap battle goodness!

As usual, here are yo’ rulez.

 

1. Each battle’ll have its own mutha****in’ thread. My fine upstanding member of society Zombiggie’ll let y’all know which playa is ta step up first. Both fine upstanding member of societyz need to bust they **** at least 5 times, one after tha other, and they got 3 dayz ta do it.

2. This time, each playa must mention a unique ForumWarz in-game NPC, in propa’ context, in each post. Don’ just throw that **** in there, make sure it makes sense to the character.

3. As alwayz, yo’ **** can be text, but that audio/video **** had an influence on the results fo’ every round so far. rememba’ dat!

4. Again, plagiarism’s for pussies ‘n haters, so don’t test it or we’ll catch ya. Y’all can count on it.

5. Win/fail gonna mean some **** for a special suprize we gots planned after this round, so all y’all sideline fine upstanding member of societyz should be votin’ on dat ****.

 

An’ now, da moment y’all been waitin’ fo’, yo’ round three match-ups is:

Celerysteve vs FAIL

Fortunato vs Deific Blunder

 

Yo’ threadz iz comin’ soon, playaz, so get yo’ bumes ready!

Peace.

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

**** yeah!

ZomBiggie Sm-
alls

Avatar: 186903 Fri Jun 19 15:58:57 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

Life After Death

ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

The time has come, my fine upstanding member of societyz, fo’ some mo’ rap battle goodness!

As usual, here are yo’ rulez.

 

1. Each battle’ll have its own mutha****in’ thread. My fine upstanding member of society Zombiggie’ll let y’all know which playa is ta step up first. Both fine upstanding member of societyz need to bust they **** at least 5 times, one after tha other, and they got 3 dayz ta do it.

2. This time, each playa must mention a unique ForumWarz in-game NPC, in propa’ context, in each post. Don’ just throw that **** in there, make sure it makes sense to the character.

3. As alwayz, yo’ **** can be text, but that audio/video **** had an influence on the results fo’ every round so far. rememba’ dat!

4. Again, plagiarism’s for pussies ‘n haters, so don’t test it or we’ll catch ya. Y’all can count on it.

5. Win/fail gonna mean some **** for a special suprize we gots planned after this round, so all y’all sideline fine upstanding member of societyz should be votin’ on dat ****.

 

An’ now, da moment y’all been waitin’ fo’, yo’ round three match-ups is:

Celerysteve vs FAIL

Fortunato vs Deific Blunder

 

Yo’ threadz iz comin’ soon, playaz, so get yo’ bumes ready!

Peace.

give it a quote

and jes a quick note

round #3; go fo tha throat

eager ta see the rhymes flowin’ free

ignore tha pleas

give ‘em tha skweeze

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Fort Naruto

Avatar: 88300 Mon Mar 30 17:18:30 -0400 2009
2

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 29 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

already workin’ on it

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Make sure y’all read them rulez carefully.

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

All y’all ridahz listen up!

My fine upstanding member of society Zombiggie got a message from celerysteve sayin’ he gonna be off da interwebs till at least Tuesday fo’ reasonz beyond his control. This fine upstanding member of society ain’t inclined to be givin’ FAIL no second free ride, so this round gonna be open till a week from today. So round three gonna end on Friday da 17th.

 

As fo’ why that playa not available, my fine upstanding member of society Tyrone up in county lock-up told me that celerysteve showed up there last night. Turns out that busta mighta’ exposed his junk to a cop in a public restroom, and we all know there ain’t no internet in da pen.

So good luck to ya CS, and don’t drop da soap. We’ll see yo’ bum Tuesday.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

ZPac Shakorpse Posted:


So good luck to ya CS, and don’t drop da soap. We’ll see yo’ bum Tuesday.

You think he’ll come back bumhurt?
 
Oh yeah, I went there.


Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

CoreyJess Posted:

You think he’ll come back bumhurt?
 
Oh yeah, I went there.

You ****ed Celery?
 
Oh yeah, I went there.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Fie Posted:

You ****ed Celery?
 
Oh yeah, I went there.


celerysteve, no…
but you’d be surprised what could be done with some celery and a little mayonnaise.
mmm, mmm, good.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

CoreyJess Posted:

celerysteve, no…

but you’d be surprised what could be done with some celery and a little mayonnaise.

mmm, mmm, good.

Oh god, why did you go there? Log in to see images!

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Yo homies, I just got anotha’ one a those message things from celerysteve. Turnz out da warden liked his pink frock sportin’, cherry red lipstick wearin’ blowjobz so much that they let his bum walk early. I need ta let Tyrone know dat warden’s got a weakness for frilly ****.

I guess that means we back on our regularly scheduled battle. So get yo’ bum ready FAIL, cause this fine upstanding member of society gonna be ****ed afta all the **** he went through to get here.

ZomBiggie Sm-
alls

Avatar: 186903 Fri Jun 19 15:58:57 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

Life After Death

sorry fo the delay

**** dis round was off da chain

csteve brought da pain

fail’s fail is his gain

his reign

might be checked by the other winner

who is the chef

who got made into dinner

results n final round comin tonight

so stay tight

zombiggie out, awight

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