Electric-Turtle-02 Posted:
Masterball, the single greatest advancement in pwnage since the invention of sarcasm- fully equipped with stats increases of over 20 offense and over 30 defense.
No other special item delivers stats like that- certainly not for the price. When supplies were limited these puppies sold for over 4 million flezz -but now with improved distribution you can find them at a fraction of that cost. 1MLog in to see images!, They’d be a steal at either price, but how about a GREAT PRICE. A PRICE WORTH SHOUTING ABOUT?
Ladies & gentlemen right now i’m going to offer you a price so low on Masterballs that you’ll swear i must have suffered brain damage that should have killed me this morning.
While they last, I’ll be selling Masterballs for the low buy-it-now price of only 19,999Log in to see images!
I’ll make sure to bid 20k on all of them Log in to see images!