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Once, Heaven got too crowded, so God Log in to see images! day when they died. The souls are waiting in a line in front of the Gates, talking to St. Peter. :angel: St. Peter asks the first guy: ‘How was your last day?’ ‘It was awful! I was sure that my wife was cheating on me, so I got home, in my 25th floor apartment, and started searching. A guy was hanging over my balcony. I hit his fingers with a hammer. he fell, but he landed on some bushes. I threw a fridge on him, but the effort made me have a heart attack’
St. Peter lets him in. The next guy arrives. ‘How did you die?’ St. Peter asks him. ‘I was working out on my 26th floor balcony, but I fell. I managed to catch my neighbour’s balcony, but the maniac started hitting my fingers with a hammer. I fell and landed on some bushes, but the idiot threw a fridge on me!’ St. Peter starts giggling, thinkin this would be an awesome job. Then, the third soul comes in.
‘How did you die?’ ‘Picture this: I’m in a fridge…’ Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/26/2009 6:38AM | View Teh Cezar's Profile | # |