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Ban Me /\v/\v/\v/\v/\ Contest - 5bps! Someone, somewhere, please make a good post! /\v/\v/\v/\v/\

I would like to see a good post on this forum. Make it happen:

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  • Write a short, FUNNY text post (not a pic, though you can include pics/emotes). I’m thinking a couple paragraphs, but if it’s good I won’t care how long it is. I don’t care if you choose something else, but I’ll say write it as “something that happened to you” (fictional). You can write in-character or not. You’re not being judged on grammar, but creativity, style, and humor.
  • The winning entry gets 5bps! It was once 3bps! Now it is 5! This is the only edit in the OP! Please to be seeing my toxx quote am are not having edit on it for to be comparing.
  • Contest ends on July 1st at whatever time in the morning I end it.
  • There is no limit to number of entries, but don’t spam.
  • I am the judge. There will not be a community vote.
  • Everyone is encouraged to empty-quote posts they like and troll posts they don’t (trolling is allowed). The empty-quoting is in case a post started off terrible and I just stopped reading it (yes, I will probably do that). The trolling is because I’m against anti-trolling regulations and a member of the Forumz Reformist Movement. Also, please – if you think something is copied from somewhere, speak up.
  • 4chan ****/memes will not win. A story about molesting a child will disqualify you from the contest. If your post turns into a Rickroll or Fresh Prince, it will not win.
  • If you want to post in-character on different alts, go ahead. This character was cheated on and I am not eligible for the Flamebate epeen/leaderboard, so you are not working against yourself or your friends by posting in this thread. This contest is solely for my entertainment. Dance, puppets.
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    1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 edited this message on 05/20/2009 1:21AM

    1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

    I would like to see a good post on this forum. Make it happen:

    [Log in to see images!]

  • Write a short, FUNNY text post (not a pic, though you can include pics/emotes). I’m thinking a couple paragraphs, but if it’s good I won’t care how long it is. I don’t care if you choose something else, but I’ll say write it as “something that happened to you” (fictional). You can write in-character or not. You’re not being judged on grammar, but creativity, style, and humor.
  • The winning entry gets 3bps.
  • Contest ends on July 1st at whatever time in the morning I end it.
  • There is no limit to number of entries, but don’t spam.
  • I am the judge. There will not be a community vote.
  • Everyone is encouraged to empty-quote posts they like and troll posts they don’t (trolling is allowed). The empty-quoting is in case a post started off terrible and I just stopped reading it (yes, I will probably do that). The trolling is because I’m against anti-trolling regulations and a member of the Forumz Reformist Movement. Also, please – if you think something is copied from somewhere, speak up.
  • 4chan ****/memes will not win. A story about molesting a child will disqualify you from the contest. If your post turns into a Rickroll or Fresh Prince, it will not win.
  • If you want to post in-character on different alts, go ahead. This character was cheated on and I am not eligible for the Flamebate epeen/leaderboard, so you are not working against yourself or your friends by posting in this thread. This contest is solely for my entertainment. Dance, puppets.
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    ChilePepino

    Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
    5

    [Full of SbumSS]

    Level 35 Permanoob

    Well, spf357 really rocks.

    hoew meuhc iss theid affecetd bey the fact you dieesliek my pobumts.

    ChilePepino edited this message on 05/19/2009 2:00AM

    zagerblag

    Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
    16

    [Board of Directors]

    Level 35 Hacker

    asdf

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    zagerblag

    Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
    16

    [Board of Directors]

    Level 35 Hacker

    asdf

    zagerblag Posted:

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    And yes, I am aware that this can’t win.

    ChilePepino Posted:

    hoew meuhc iss theid affecetd bey the fact you dieesliek my pobumts.

    I don’t dislike your posts, I’m just tired of deciphering them. I don’t think it would be best to post in-character on that alt, though. Log in to see images!

    zagerblag Posted:

    And yes, I am aware that this can’t win.

    I said no spamming.

    1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 edited this message on 05/19/2009 2:06AM

    ChilePepino

    Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
    5

    [Full of SbumSS]

    Level 35 Permanoob

    Well, spf357 really rocks.

    1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

    Something that didn’t get quoted

    Fair enough.

    Generic Raci-
    st

    Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
    1

    Level 35 Troll

    i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

    A good post on flamebate? That’s about as likely as George W. Bush getting reelected president. You straight trippin’ boo.

    Johnny Mac

    Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
    35

    [Full of SbumSS]

    Level 35 Troll

    hot horse great times lover

    Generic Racist Posted:

    **** joke

    Generic Raci-
    st

    Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
    1

    Level 35 Troll

    i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

    fine upstanding member of society Mac Posted:

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    This thread’s off to a great start! Log in to see images!

    Papatulus

    Avatar: harblgar

    [WeChall]

    Level 17 Troll

    “Inflammatory Agent ”

    So there I was, standing at the gates of hell. Before I walked into eternal death, I decided to look over my life again, and resist the urge to plead against my judgement.

    I was a good boy, and always was polite. Once, I did steal something, but it was mine in the first place. Then, when I was sixteen, I saw something I never wish I had. Porn of the worst kind. I hate it, now that I think about it, but it may have been for the best.

    I sighed, and walked into the building of ‘Furries United’

    Patently Chi-
    ll Prestidig-
    itator

    Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
    8

    [love is a dog from-
    hell
    ]

    Level 69 Troll

    Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

    Papatulus Posted:

    So there I was, standing at the gates of hell. Before I walked into eternal death, I decided to look over my life again, and resist the urge to plead against my judgement.

    I was a good boy, and always was polite. Once, I did steal something, but it was mine in the first place. Then, when I was sixteen, I saw something I never wish I had. Porn of the worst kind. I hate it, now that I think about it, but it may have been for the best.

    I sighed, and walked into the building of ‘Furries United’

    Oh man, that was horrible on so many levels.

    Professor Commie PhD Posted:

    Oh man, that was horrible on so many levels.

    I winced for real.

    Tesfan

    Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
    3

    [Team Shortbus]

    Level 35 Troll

    Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

    beep boop i am a flamebate poster *fartz*

    Tesfan

    Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
    3

    [Team Shortbus]

    Level 35 Troll

    Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

    Tesfan Posted:

    beep boop i am a flamebate poster *fartz*

    *scratchez belly* *burps* *dies a virgin*

    Yeah, this is going to be pretty pathetic plus they banned nerd of power.

    CrinkzPipe

    Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
    8

    [Harem and Sushi Bar]

    Level 61 Emo Kid

    Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

    Might as well do this to prevent other fabulous persons from doing it.

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    What if I raise it to 5 bp? I just want a short, funny story. Log in to see images!

    CrinkzPipe

    Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
    8

    [Harem and Sushi Bar]

    Level 61 Emo Kid

    Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

    This one time. 1337lol made a thread to be funny. Yet the people who write funny stuff refuse to post.

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