Perhaps the Big Bang is the unfortunate result of a Taco Bell dinner washed down with a six pack of Mickey’s.

GENESIS CHAPTER ONE VERSE TWO

And the earth was without form, and void. (this may represent an empty John)

And darkness was upon the face of the deep. (deep representing toilet water)

And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of these waters. (the Spirit AKA Chalupa was a very oily diarrhea going out and stayed on the surface)

And God said “Let there be light” (this could be a match being lit to cover up the smell as I know many people who do this)

Scripture may support the body as being as perfect as the creator and that no part of life should be held as unnatural.