If god secretes waste he is imperfect. If god does not secrete waste he is thus devoid of entropy and in violation of the second law of thermodynamics.

This is intended to be a serious discussion.

or that god eats

is there supposed to be another paradox that occurs if something defies the 2nd law of thermodynamics or something?

i mean whats wrong with that

Yet theoretically we were “made in his image” which at very least implies that pantheism is inaccurate at least according to Judeo-Christian mythology.

According to pantheism he is all and as such would be incapable of either eating or excreting.

According to Polytheistic religions Gods do all sorts of wonky **** like trying to show up their husbands and reproducing asexually by having a child pop out of their head, so somehow I doubt ****ting is off of their list, especially given that many also eat and would have to get rid of excess theoretically.

You could also claim that a God, any God has such perfect digestion as to render all that they ingest into exactly what their body needs or if not, then simply pure energy needed to do their Godly things.

Of course all this is moot given that the physical forms of Gods are entirely irrelevant and unobservable. While even if they were, our chances at understanding them range from slim to nil.

If god is omnipotent then he must be able to poop, otherwise there would be something he cannot do and he would not be omnipotent.

On the other hand, pooping requires a digestive system and an bum to poop through. If god has these things then he must have a specific location in space where he keeps his bum, and hence the rest of his body, and thus would not be omnipresent.

Thus we see an impossible set of propositions. It cannot be the case that all of the following are true:

P1: god is omnipotent

P2: god is omnipresent

P3: god poops

Maybe God poops godly poop.

Xylon Posted:

If god secretes waste he is imperfect. If god does not secrete waste he is thus devoid of entropy and in violation of the second law of thermodynamics.

This is intended to be a serious discussion.

Entropy only applies to heat/energy dispersal as far as I know. No concrete applications have been used on systems outside of that window, have they?

UnstoppableChan Posted:

Maybe God CAN poop and just doesn’t because he has perfect digestion.

But if he’s able to poop (whether he chooses to or not) then that would imply an bum which implies a body in a fixed location which negates omnipresence. That and confines the idea of god to requiring a bod with an bum… you try doing anything godly when you’re made out of meat and bone, it’s really very limiting.

I suppose you could conceive of a god that exists mostly as a spirit, but could on occasion decide to manifest an bum and poop through it. That would resolve everything nicely, but rather relies on the “it’s god, he can do whatever the **** he likes even if it breaks logic or science” defence to get around challenges regarding manifestations of bumes and the conservation of matter.

he;s not a human the way we are. if he wants to eat, he can eat. he doesnt have to. if he wants to poop, he can.

There is no God.

There is only Xenu.