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Religion Does God Poop?

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
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[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

If god secretes waste he is imperfect. If god does not secrete waste he is thus devoid of entropy and in violation of the second law of thermodynamics.

This is intended to be a serious discussion.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

You’re basing this on the bumumption that God is “alive” in the same way you and I are.

Your logic fails, imo.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

or that god eats

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Adapt Posted:

or that god eats

Well, that also kind of circles back to the supposition that God is “alive” in the same way we are. And that is highly unlikely. Seriously, the dude made people out of mud- to bumume his “body” “works” the same way people ones do is a little presumptuous.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
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[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

is there supposed to be another paradox that occurs if something defies the 2nd law of thermodynamics or something?

i mean whats wrong with that

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
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[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

Perhaps the Big Bang is the unfortunate result of a Taco Bell dinner washed down with a six pack of Mickey’s.

GENESIS CHAPTER ONE VERSE TWO

And the earth was without form, and void. (this may represent an empty John)

And darkness was upon the face of the deep. (deep representing toilet water)

And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of these waters. (the Spirit AKA Chalupa was a very oily diarrhea going out and stayed on the surface)

And God said “Let there be light” (this could be a match being lit to cover up the smell as I know many people who do this)

Scripture may support the body as being as perfect as the creator and that no part of life should be held as unnatural.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
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[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Yet theoretically we were “made in his image” which at very least implies that pantheism is inaccurate at least according to Judeo-Christian mythology.

According to pantheism he is all and as such would be incapable of either eating or excreting.

According to Polytheistic religions Gods do all sorts of wonky **** like trying to show up their husbands and reproducing asexually by having a child pop out of their head, so somehow I doubt ****ting is off of their list, especially given that many also eat and would have to get rid of excess theoretically.

You could also claim that a God, any God has such perfect digestion as to render all that they ingest into exactly what their body needs or if not, then simply pure energy needed to do their Godly things.

Of course all this is moot given that the physical forms of Gods are entirely irrelevant and unobservable. While even if they were, our chances at understanding them range from slim to nil.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

all this is is that we don’t know how right we are about what god is, if there is one, or even about the laws of thermodynamics. So we can’t say either way. We simply lack the scope to have such answers.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

If god is omnipotent then he must be able to poop, otherwise there would be something he cannot do and he would not be omnipotent.

On the other hand, pooping requires a digestive system and an bum to poop through. If god has these things then he must have a specific location in space where he keeps his bum, and hence the rest of his body, and thus would not be omnipresent.

Thus we see an impossible set of propositions. It cannot be the case that all of the following are true:

P1: god is omnipotent

P2: god is omnipresent

P3: god poops

man-man edited this message on 06/24/2009 10:20PM

UnstoppableC-
han

Avatar: 43381 Sat Jun 27 00:58:41 -0400 2009
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[WeChall]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Maybe God CAN poop and just doesn’t because he has perfect digestion.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-01-09 17:16:25 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about my bandana :zak:

Maybe God poops godly poop.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
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[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

I betcha his poop does smell better than anyone’s.

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Xylon Posted:

If god secretes waste he is imperfect. If god does not secrete waste he is thus devoid of entropy and in violation of the second law of thermodynamics.

This is intended to be a serious discussion.

Entropy only applies to heat/energy dispersal as far as I know. No concrete applications have been used on systems outside of that window, have they?

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
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[Leafy Green Vegeta-
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Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

Why would the Goddess deny herself the pleasures of pooping?

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

UnstoppableChan Posted:

Maybe God CAN poop and just doesn’t because he has perfect digestion.

But if he’s able to poop (whether he chooses to or not) then that would imply an bum which implies a body in a fixed location which negates omnipresence. That and confines the idea of god to requiring a bod with an bum… you try doing anything godly when you’re made out of meat and bone, it’s really very limiting.

I suppose you could conceive of a god that exists mostly as a spirit, but could on occasion decide to manifest an bum and poop through it. That would resolve everything nicely, but rather relies on the “it’s god, he can do whatever the **** he likes even if it breaks logic or science” defence to get around challenges regarding manifestations of bumes and the conservation of matter.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

man-man Posted:

On the other hand, pooping requires a digestive system and an bum to poop through. If god has these things then he must have a specific location in space where he keeps his bum, and hence the rest of his body, and thus would not be omnipresent.

This is not necessarily true. He does not HAVE to have a specific place for his bum. It could very well be that gods bum is equally omnipresent. In other words god’s bum could be all around us at all times, just like he is.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

he;s not a human the way we are. if he wants to eat, he can eat. he doesnt have to. if he wants to poop, he can.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
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[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

What if… What if it wasn’t clay that God made Adam out of… Log in to see images!

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
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Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

There is no God.

There is only Xenu.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

I fail to see why excreting waste means you’re imperfect, unless you’re a Catholic or something.

That point aside, you’re inherently going to run into paradoxes of this nature when trying to define an ethereal God in natural, physical ways. It’d be like saying “What color of hair does God have?”

Obviously he doesn’t exist in physical space or you’d be able to go there, and find out “what color hair He has,” but then existing in physical space would negate omnipresence by default of having a single location, unless he had infinite mbum and occupied all space.

Questions like this are only good for semantics and quarrels really; you’re comparing apples and oranges.

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