Shii Posted:

I’ll do my best.

(To wreck it or not to wreck it? WHO KNOWS WHAT I MEAN!?)

Also, WHEEEEEEE!!!

To wreck it or not to wreck it? Who knows what I mean!?

Whether t’is nobler in the contest to spam Forum ideas and

Suffer the slings and arrows of down voting chumps

Or to take arms against Bashy and prevent his other submissions

From winning in a sea of unfunny bull****

And by opposing, deprive him of electro-chocolate. To Win, to wank.

Exhausted; and by a wank to say we beat

The trolling and the thousand ****ty submissions

That a buildr is heir to – ‘tis a lulz

Devoutly to be wished. To win, to wank;

To wank perchance to cream. Ay, there’s the rub and tug,

For in that wank of victory what creams may great times,

When we have shuffled back into our pants,

Must clean our paws. There’s the mess

That makes disturbing of so long a time spend on Forumwarz

For who would bear the shock images and scorns of Flamebate,

Th’Troll’s baiting, the noob’s memes,

The springing of a trap, the Mod’s banning,

Gameplay issues made by ET, and the spurns

that prevent anyone but a few top those Leaderboards.

When he even pwns Geronimo for max streak and scoops

with his Permanoob’d Emo Kid? Who would scoop all medals?

To 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2 under a weary life,

but that the dread of having to go outside

The undiscovered country from where

No character can be RP’d, scares the nerd,

And makes us rather pwn another Bashy forum

Than seek the company of scary women-folk?

Thus the internet does make cowards of us all,

And thus the golden colour of a tan

Is sicklied over with the pale skin of the Loner,

And enterprises of having parties and getting laid

With this fear we lock our basement doors,

And prep the bottle of hand cream.