dobnits Posted:

As much as I appreciate your intentions JB, I am actually going to disagree at the moment. I dont see why we have to go for realism with the size of ones E-Peen™. If anything, There are plenty of people on the internets who have “Larger than Life” E-Peens (in the more literal sense, not this in game achievement) This being a parody of the internet itself, it only makes sense that there are a few people lugging along a 20+ incher, as I have seen a few of those in my internet endeavors. Keep it the way it is for now, maybe reconsider when they reach 30” or so. Either that or do the chopping when/if those milestone E-Peens™ are introduced. I’m sure if those show up, people will be a little less whiny. (crosses fingers)

Also, WHEEEEEEE!!!

This, if we have all of our peens cut at the EXACT SAME TIME that you introduce 50 new milestone peens, there’s a fairly good chance that some people’s may not even change or may actually increase depending on how they’ve been playing. By introducing the new peens the Leaderboards will get a bit of a shuffle anyways so if anything will soften the blow, timing would be it, not going around with a paddle and swatting our bumes to prepare us for the bumhurt.

Also we need an emoticon to represent that.