Phlegmatic Posted:

I was bored one night, so I decided to search for some forums to troll. I found an interesting board called “Whipsley & Goldenstein’s Imperial Steam-Powered Fora”, in which everyone acted like they were from the 1880s. I eagerly registered on the forum while simultaneously downing a bottle of SSRIs and injecting a syringe of horse steriods in my bum cheek.

I decided that I would masquerade as a Maoist International Movement member, so as to **** off the 19th century laissez-faire politics of the forum’s members. But I just posted a thread consisting entirely of the Communist Manifesto when they attacked. The word-plays, alliterations and painful ice burns unused for 200 years were completely unexpected, so I decided to cut my losses and get the hell out of the forums before they could unleash the big guns. I’m still recovering.

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