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Phlegmatic

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[Pessimists]

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

I was bored one night, so I decided to search for some forums to troll. I found an interesting board called “Whipsley & Goldenstein’s Imperial Steam-Powered Fora”, in which everyone acted like they were from the 1880s. I eagerly registered on the forum while simultaneously downing a bottle of SSRIs and injecting a syringe of horse steriods in my bum cheek.

I decided that I would masquerade as a Maoist International Movement member, so as to **** off the 19th century laissez-faire politics of the forum’s members. But I just posted a thread consisting entirely of the Communist Manifesto when they attacked. The word-plays, alliterations and painful ice burns unused for 200 years were completely unexpected, so I decided to cut my losses and get the hell out of the forums before they could unleash the big guns. I’m still recovering.

Qualjyn

Avatar: Plague Victim
1

[Team AWESOME]

Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

what the hell is this sh*t


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Phlegmatic

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6

[Pessimists]

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Qualjyn Posted:

what the hell is this sh*t

kill yourself

Dinictus

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial
2

[the abyss]

Level 22 Emo Kid

“Bleeding Heart”

Qualjyn Posted:

what the hell is this sh*t

A warning.

I’ll certainly look forward to tackling this beast. I’m like a ****ing chameleon. Not like Schildkrote is like a turtle, though.


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Schildkrote

Avatar: Turtle Head

Level 10 Troll

I LOVE SUCKING BIG BLACK male reproductive organS MMMH YEAH HOMOTASTIC GIVE ME THAT SPUNK

Phlegmatic Posted:

I was bored one night, so I decided to search for some forums to troll. I found an interesting board called “Whipsley & Goldenstein’s Imperial Steam-Powered Fora”, in which everyone acted like they were from the 1880s. I eagerly registered on the forum while simultaneously downing a bottle of SSRIs and injecting a syringe of horse steriods in my bum cheek.

I decided that I would masquerade as a Maoist International Movement member, so as to **** off the 19th century laissez-faire politics of the forum’s members. But I just posted a thread consisting entirely of the Communist Manifesto when they attacked. The word-plays, alliterations and painful ice burns unused for 200 years were completely unexpected, so I decided to cut my losses and get the hell out of the forums before they could unleash the big guns. I’m still recovering.

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Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

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”I’ve always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.”

George A. Romero

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Aldo_Anything Posted:

Flamebate got nailbombed

Fapping

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[The Airship]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

omg this was such a good thread, FOW all the 2007 posts imo


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