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All Your Base Deed

That’s right, all your base ARE belong to us. But that’s for now. We seem to have, how should we put this, misplaced the deed. If you would find it, all your base would belong to you. Oh, look, here is the deed! You can take it, we don’t care.

Is beating these.

A Series of Tubes

Many years ago, Ted Stevens shocked the world with his revelation that the internet is a series of mbumive, tangled tubes (NOT a big truck).

This item gives you control over a small segment of these tubes, and all the information tangled within.

Master Ball

Specially designed to catch any Pokémon without fail, this ball is being introduced to Forumwarz to do the same thing it’s been doing since 1996: make an easy game even easier.

Ninja Power Training DVD

“YOU TOO CAN HAVE MEGA NINJA POWER” states the tag line of this corny bootlegged DVD. The production values may be sub-par, but somehow, this video can actually make you feel less pathetic about ruining someone’s virtual day online.

...Oh wait, those are the only three decent entries I could find, because everything else was completely downvoted within 2 hours. REMOVE DOWNVOTING YOU DUMB ****ING FISH HOW THICK ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUU