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All Your Base Deed

That’s right, all your base ARE belong to us. But that’s for now. We seem to have, how should we put this, misplaced the deed. If you would find it, all your base would belong to you. Oh, look, here is the deed! You can take it, we don’t care.

Is beating these.

A Series of Tubes

Many years ago, Ted Stevens shocked the world with his revelation that the internet is a series of mbumive, tangled tubes (NOT a big truck).

This item gives you control over a small segment of these tubes, and all the information tangled within.

Master Ball

Specially designed to catch any Pokémon without fail, this ball is being introduced to Forumwarz to do the same thing it’s been doing since 1996: make an easy game even easier.

Ninja Power Training DVD

“YOU TOO CAN HAVE MEGA NINJA POWER” states the tag line of this corny bootlegged DVD. The production values may be sub-par, but somehow, this video can actually make you feel less pathetic about ruining someone’s virtual day online.

...Oh wait, those are the only three decent entries I could find, because everything else was completely downvoted within 2 hours. REMOVE DOWNVOTING YOU DUMB ****ING FISH HOW THICK ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUU

Uh oh, guys! Looks like another ****ty item is catching up to the “All Your Base Deed”!

Rick Astley’s Microphone

Stolen directly from the American Museum Of Natural History, this ancient artifact will alter the sound waves of your voice to make you sound exactly like the infamous Rick Astley himself.

“We’re no strangers to love…”

You guys better hurry up and downvote it, or it might win!!

Mine got over 120 upvotes by the end of voting last special item. It got 13 before being -5’d this time.

My submission was better than anything that’s up there now. If it weren’t for downvoters, It would have 1000 upvotes by this time. ET should remove downvoting so we can sort through 2000 entries 10 at a time.

MC Banhammer Posted:

My submission was better than anything that’s up there now. If it weren’t for downvoters, It would have 1000 upvotes by this time. ET should remove downvoting so we can sort through 2000 entries 10 at a time.

Finally somebody who gets it! Log in to see images!

Fran Posted:

Downvoting was always a problem but Evil Trout is too busy scratching his pimply bum playing X-Box or doing “more important stuff” to actually pay attention on what’s wrong with this game.

Did you say something? Sorry, I was too busy pressing 1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2 in one of the game forums. Log in to see images! Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 04/02/2009 6:41PM

Holy ****, only five entries left, with the somewhat well-written “Master Ball” catching up to the ****ty “All Your Base Deed”! AND ONLY 20 HOURS LEFT IN THE ROOOOUUND!!!!!

Thank you for selecting mine to be in your list of decent items. Mine was the Ninja Power DVD Log in to see images!

Fortunato Posted:

no more, I might add. it is currently dead as a dornail

-5’d

Is ET even attending this forums?

I think not.

edit:Sad enough, mbum downvoting seems to be the only way to show the the admins to fix the game.