You: sup

Stranger: sup

You: what are u doing

Stranger: homework. you

You: fapping

Stranger: oh fun stuff.

You: are u naked

Stranger: no

You: are u a girl

Stranger: nope

You: are u a guy

Stranger: nope

You: are u gay

Stranger: no. i am not.

You: whats ur homework like

Stranger: statistics. its hella boring. thats why im on this site

You: are u writing a paper

Stranger: no its just math problems

You: you should dip your balls in syrup

Stranger: oh thanks for the suggestion. ill go do that now

You: and then imprint them on the cover of your homework

You: and when ur teachers like what is that

You: you can be like, there’s more where that came from Log in to see images!

Stranger: ha that would be funny. ive done that before..

You: i do that all the time

Stranger: me too

You: usually when a cop writes me a ticket

You: and asks me to sign it

Stranger: so you carry syrup around in your car

You: then we just laugh about it and he tears up the ticket

You: yes who doesnt carry syrup in their car

Stranger: ill do that sometime. maple or strawberry syrup?

You: either but you should make all your statistics 666 and it’ll freak ur teacher out

You: and they’ll call a catholic priest

Stranger: naw my teacher was in special ops before teaching. nothing freaks him out

You: u should just drop out

Stranger: good idea

You: school is for losres

You: drop out and smoke dope

Stranger: pretty much

You: yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp