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Stranger: howdy stranger

You: mammary glands or gtfo

Stranger: http://www.japanese-porn.us/japanese-big-mammary glands.jpg

Stranger: enjoi

You: we shall see

You: ah… excellent

Stranger: plenty of tit on display

Stranger: now i shall gtfo anyway

You: im surprised you came up with that so quckly

You: are u fapping

Stranger: nope

You: i am is that cool

Stranger: go for it sunshine

Stranger: i’m a fapfan myself

You: talk to me while i fap

Stranger: got a **** to do it for me recently tho

You: yeah talk dirty

Stranger: you want a brief current affairs summary?

You: yeah thats hot

Stranger: i’ll talk dirty if you want

You: make me shoot it all over my face

Stranger: a really smelly piece of brie you forgot you had in the fridge and left for 8 months until you moved that soup and found it

You: stick it in my bum

Stranger: a penny that was down the couch for a year

You: stick it my bum too

Stranger: a sticky mars bar from the corner by the heater

Stranger: and a cat’s furball

You: stick it in my male reproductive organhole

Stranger: and a septic tank full of jellyfish ****

You: rub it on my nipples