As a player currently in possession of Episode 2, I would like to instead extol my personal virtues in regards to why I would be a deserving recipient of said BP.

*ahem*

Firstly, were you to be so unimaginably altruistic as to bestow upon me the BPs in question, I would use half of them as a reward for a ‘swine Love Contest,’ in which players also seeking BP would compose the most eloquent and touching love poetry to extol your personal virtues, with a heavy emphasis placed upon your generosity and kind, loving nature.

Secondly, I would utilize the other 5 BP in addition to a couple more to purchase Episode 3, upon whence it arrives. Therefore, the BP are STILL being used to purchase a new Episode and so as such I feel that I should be counted within the 7 Episode-less players. But even if I am not, that’s fine too.

Thirdly, if and when you see me as fit to own said BPs, I will compose my own love sonnet dedicated to none other than yourself, and post it in the forums for all to see, admire, and ridicule.

Thank you, and I await your tubmail confirming me as one of the winners, oh Lord of porcine power.