Okay, here’s the deal.

I recently came into a lump sum of beeps and, in a rare fit of altruism, I have decided to distribute them amongst the mbumes. What that means is, I’ll be giving away 10 (ten) sets of 7 (seven) brownie points. How does this affect you? Read on.

For players without EP2: Post in this thread the reasons why you think you deserve the cost of episode 2 handed to you. These can be anything. Karmatic justice? You’re just plain awesome? Because you said so?

For players with EP2: Post in this thread what you’d use these BPs for. Pranking a rival? Enhancing your game experience? Depriving new players?

Out of the 10 (ten) sets being given out, I will allow 3 (three) to go to players that currently have episode 2. Once those (3) three sets are gone, the well’s dry for those players.

I will be making judgment calls on each post to decide who receives one of these gifts. These will be subject to whim, but loosely based around three factors – Need, Creativity, and Hilarity. The contest will end when all 70 (seventy) BPs are given out.

Also, I reserve the right to ask for other players opinions when I feel indecisive. You’re allowed multiple posts, if you think they’ll pull my heart strings or sway me. Same with alts. You might win by re-posting with an alt.

Some advice: Flattery and nudity are both really good ways to get your name to stick out in my head.

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I actually went ahead and upped the prize pool, because so many of you tugged my heart-strings and/or made me laugh. Good job.

I also failed to mention that I acquired a few more BeePs yesterday, so, I expanded my winner range. I’m sure y’all don’t mind.

Winner List

Hurrvish

KoZaK

Fie

Recommencer

Rigr

Nennu

Generic Racist

MercWithMouth

Za Warudo

Sneaky27

wally b

KingGhidorah

Jim McPerson

Beri24

Norse_Kitty

Vodic

Meepo

stupid name

Blobwize

To Everyone else, thanks for playing.

Also, A few of the “finalists” were kept on a list for reference, should I get my hands on another metric ****load of BP I don’t want.

Also, Also – Some of you noticed you got BPs for simply posting. Please note this is to entice you to keep quality posting, and to help keep flamebate **** free.

Making new alts to kick Ricket’s GGM bum in Dom, look for various reportable exploits and dig for yet uncovered .moar(s).

Also, fun.

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I am fairly regular on this site so you know the bp aren’t going to some newbie who will just end up saying “**** it” and giving up because they are 1337xxxlolololxxx1337 have no skill and are bad.

I need them so I can enhance my awesomeness and pretend I have a real job that gives my money to spend on a completely user generated original and well developed web game.

Also, mammary glands.

Whee!

Well, I’m charging on to the Episode 2!

Maybe because I’m so nice and all? Maybe because I can’t actually pay for them, living in Russia? Really want to continue, but there are no means but winning that I can earn brownies.

Once, there was a man who intended to get brownies… But got lost in his mind trying to find some hilarious answer. It’s quite hard to joke in the foreign language actually)

Maybe I could better tell you some story? Of my journeys to Sri-Lanka for instance, or drinking with some Bulgarians friend, or anything? You just ask)

And, i\ve got a fiancee – half Russian, half Japanese. Hentai at it’s best. Does that make me awesome?

I have a great idea for a few new alts and a klan that could be entertaining for quite a few of us old timers. As you know, I also have a lot of time to kill at present, with my journeys in and out of the hospital. I think I could put some BPs to really good use right now.

Also, as many times as I have given BP away, I’m not sure if any have ever been given to me. (Except by CZ, of course.)

I deserve and I need some BPs because I wanna play EP2 but I don’t have money to buying BP’s and because I’m adorable human being. That’s it.

I need 3(possibly 4) to test some stuff with clbum changeing, as well to make a decent RP alt.

Inertia Posted:

I will use 2 BP to change my name into something (I haven’t decided yet)

I will 3 BP to create a new super secret alt that I will use to infiltrate brainfreeze

I will use 3 BP to buy game dolphin for that alt to grind level 35 forums

I will use 1 BP to then uncheat and become a level 35 rere with 3.0” e-peen

I will use the remaining 1 BP to buy a custom avatar for this alt.

step 2 is sooo detrimental

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