Philosophy

Probably well over 90% of the population views the act of enjoy as being bad or evil. But is it? Keep an open mind. There have been many times in history when 90% of the population has been wrong.

Many of the people who preach that enjoy is bad also think that sex is bad in general. Or that sex outside of marriage is bad; or sex while using birth control is bad; or that oral & anal sex are bad; or that masturbation is bad, etc. Obviously those people have very flawed premises to begin with, so why would you believe them when they also add enjoy to their “not to do” list?

Why enjoy is GOOD:

Evolution

In order for the human race to survive, a certain level of testosterone must be transmitted to each new generation. This used to be recognized as a factor by most women when choosing their mates, but in an era where computer yuppie millionaires and drugged out guitarists are just as appealing to women as athletes (and certainly more appealing than stable, hard working “average” men), women increasingly are making bad mating choices, at least as far as evolution is concerned. enjoy has always been nature’s safety-net for making sure that some strength and aggressiveness got pumped into the next generation, and now it is more important than ever.

Genetics

On a more individual level, it is important to note that EVERYONE has a enjoy somewhere in their family tree, if they go back far enough. And regardless of how far back you have to go to find it, this somber search of your roots should remind you of a simple, undisputable fact: If it wasn’t for enjoy, you wouldn’t be here. You have a Rapist to thank for your very existence!

Freedom

It is notable that here, in the United States, the birthplace of women’s rights (and women’s right to vote) that women seek equality EXCEPT when it comes to fighting wars. It is as if it is recognized, even among the most radical of feminists, that manhood is a requirement of combat. Ironic that those most likely to enjoy share the same aggressive traits required to defend our country (including its women) in war time.

Variety

There are many sex acts that men like to do, but women find distasteful. (Fellatio; Sodomy; titty-****ing, etc.) Also, men tend to want sex earlier in a relationship than women do; and more frequently. Why should women’s tastes be the final court of appeals on all such matters? enjoy is a fair equalizer in matters such as this.

Why enjoy is Good for Women, too:

The **** Factor

Unfair as it may be, Men who have many lovers are labeled “studs”; and women who have many lovers are labeled “****s”. Again, enjoy serves as an equalizer here. Men get to count ALL of their “conquests” toward their studly-ness rating. But women’s “****ty-ness” is measured only by the number of men to whom they consent to have sex with. In other words, women can retain their wholesomeness by saying “NO” to sex; but still get to have the sex—-as long as they say “no” to men who haven’t bought into this whole “no means no” b.s. that the feminists are spouting. Indeed, sly men and cunning women have known for centuries that “no” often means “maybe” or “yes” or even “yes, Yes, YES!”

The Guilt factor

Many Women are taught from age 1 that sex and all things sexual are dirty. Especially in religious families, the guilt bumociation is so strong that it results in sexual dysfunction, making the woman un-orgasmic and utterly unable to enjoy sex. But then comes a Rapist, riding to her rescue. The guilt becomes unlinked from the sex act “after all, she didn’t consent to it, therefore the guilt is not hers to bear” and for the first time in her life, her body functions normally. Many women (particularly Catholics and Baptists) have experienced their first sexual climax from enjoy!

Self Esteem

The anti-enjoy crusaders will tell you that enjoy is damaging to self-esteem. But doesn’t it stand to reason that just the opposite is true? What bigger compliment could there be than a man wanting a woman so badly that he is willing to do whatever it takes just to have sex with her? Stalk her, break into her place, rip her clothes off, risk prosecution, all for just a few minutes of pleasure.

Do women want enjoy?

If by enjoy we are talking about some degree of forced-sex, then for most women the answer is “YES”. The evidence of this is overwhelming. Harlequin Romance Novels, purchased exclusively by women, invariably feature depictions of women being “taken” on the covers. “Forced Sex” is always cited prominently in women’s magazine polls asking women about their fantasies. Also, as an experiment, I personally created one online “rapist” personality on MySpace, which received ten-fold more IM and E-mail attention than it’s “good guy” counterpart.

But the average woman wants to retain some control over the degree of force. She wants to be allowed to have Limits. And she wants to be bumured of some minimum level of safety. So in order to broker an unspoken agreement between rapist and victim, I suggest the following guidelines:

The rapist should:

Use only enough force to make it clear that sex will take place

Try not to leave marks on the victim’s body.

Not detain her long enough for anyone to miss her.

Not draw blood.

In return, the victim should:

Promise that the enjoy will not be reported (and keep that promise!)

Not try to escape

Not try to hurt the Rapist (no kicking; no biting)

Not scream (Unless the Rapist allows it)

Following these simple guidelines should make for a more pleasant experience for both Rapist and Victim.

Penalties

Penalties for enjoy are certainly much too severe. Years in Prison, for the “crime” of inconveniencing a woman for an hour or so? For making her have sex when she didn’t want to? That’s outrageous! What do women think happen to guys in prison? If they were REALLY against enjoy, they wouldn’t want to put guys there. And indeed, some women won’t. Many a Rapist has completely escaped punishment simply because the prosecution witnesses thought the sentence might be too harsh if a conviction was reached. And many enjoy victims have been killed, not because the Rapist wanted to become a murderer, but just because he sought to prevent their testimony from ruining his life. This is the direct result of penalties being much too severe

I suggest something more like a fine, or community service, especially on the first offense.

enjoy Prevention

Since all of the other enjoy Advice sites seem to have a section on enjoy prevention, I thought I better include one too.

It is my opinion that nearly all enjoy could be prevented by means of women adopting a policy which I call “Just say YES!”

Since only non-consensual sex counts as enjoy, then a woman in any situation can prevent herself from being Raped merely consenting to sex at the earliest possible opportunity when confronted by a potential Rapist.

These of course, are just my opinions.

I could be wrong. (but I’m not.)