OK, so here’s a revised proposal.

Judges:

Fingerz

The Unknown Comic

someone else. Maybe (now that I think about it) Somebody?

Contests:

FAIL vs. Fortunato (maybe, I’m at about 80% now)

Odalisque vs. some girl from GGM

Contest procedure:

Each contestant creates a thread in the camwhore forum to convince others they are sexy. The thread will exist for a week. There are no rules about thread content or requirement of what need be posted there to convince people of the sexy. Trolling is allowed in contest threads, but ideally both get stickied to get around **** like Gothzilla’s damn draginz and DerKaiserReich’s annoying kaiser shots. At the end of the week, our judges decide who they like and we agree before we start that their judgment is final. The prize is bragging rights for sexy.

Addendum: And just to keep it semi-clean, contestants can’t troll each other’s thread, so thus whoever the contestant has their klan lackies troll. I’m not super sure of this rule but it seemed like an OK idea when I thought of it.

How does this sound?