Since Epeen is just sitting there to look pretty, and to encourage peen collecting, why not give quests when you reach a certian length? It would work like in EP1 if you deployed enough XSS/FBO codes you got new contacts with new quests.

When you reach let’s say 8 inches, Bruce Bear contacts you(Why not?) with a quest to help him lengthen his peen. The reward would either be a peen worth .10 or so inches, or a attack that would “lengthen your peen” and give you +max ego, or restore some ego.

At 12 inches or so THE-**** contacts you complaining about takeing so much roids that his male reproductive organ shrank. You would do another mission, and get another peen this time woth .15-.20 inches. Maybe THE_**** will give you specia infinate uses roids on a 9ish turn CD.

So, what do you think? CZ could of course change anything to make it better.