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Fun New quests that are given depending on your peen length.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Since Epeen is just sitting there to look pretty, and to encourage peen collecting, why not give quests when you reach a certian length? It would work like in EP1 if you deployed enough XSS/FBO codes you got new contacts with new quests.

When you reach let’s say 8 inches, Bruce Bear contacts you(Why not?) with a quest to help him lengthen his peen. The reward would either be a peen worth .10 or so inches, or a attack that would “lengthen your peen” and give you +max ego, or restore some ego.

At 12 inches or so THE-**** contacts you complaining about takeing so much roids that his male reproductive organ shrank. You would do another mission, and get another peen this time woth .15-.20 inches. Maybe THE_**** will give you specia infinate uses roids on a 9ish turn CD.

So, what do you think? CZ could of course change anything to make it better.

CrinkzPipe edited this message on 02/25/2009 1:22PM

Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
11

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Tie this into the proposed QuestBuildr and you may be on to something.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Good suggestions. Questbuildr sounds like a mess though, esp given the condition of the current buildr stuff.

In fact, I worry about anything that involves more democratic voting on this site. The likelihood that quality diminishes with each new buildr object is a major risk, if you ask me.

naughty-mayh-
em

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
41

[Board of Directors]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Those are pretty good suggestions for quests, though, Questbuildr or not.

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