Once upon a time, there was a kitty. She was the nicest kitty in the whole world and had lots of friends. One day, someone came up to her and handed her a bag of catnip! It was the best day in the world. Later, after she woke up, she realized the catnip had been spiked with crushed up roofies and man, was she one sore woman's genitals. So kids, the moral is, before you smoke random drugs given to you by strangers, make sure a friend is with you so she can protect you from the daterape that will ensue.