I bought a shiny green car today. Unfortunately I only have a license to drive red cars. It was a foolish decision but I thought being a rebel would make all the ladies want to hoff my throbbing dong. It worked, however they were mostly the underage girls or the ugly girls of age. I guess it doesn’t matter when the lights are off. I can always deny it and run them over in my shiny green car if they say I stuck my male reproductive organ in or around them. What a fool I was to buy a shiny green car.