Yes, good evening and welcome, we are so very pleased, as they say, to make your acquaintance. Just between you and I my good fellow, you’re quite head and shoulders above the common riff-raff who I dare say have the audacity to present themselves in our fair establishment. Why, had I to know how hard-pressed and thin-herded by the most base and simple limits of refinement we might be, I’d have scarcely opened the place! Hahaha! Come, come, I digress, my pbumion proceeds my patience and for that I bear the full burden of; let us gather amongst one another for parlor games and the telling of tall tales. Long into the night shall we sip overpriced cognac, act pretentiously, and contort our faces in disagreeable positions.