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Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for clbum. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, “What’s the matter, lose a leg?” Unfortunately, there’s nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML
Today, my friends and I go to a bar and proceed to get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, “There’s a child in this bar! There’s a CHILD in this BAR!” She turns around. She was a little person. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed “Yes Brittany!” at the top of his lungs. My name’s not Brittany. That’s his sister. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, “Haha, you can’t even walk.” I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, I was woken out of my drunken state by a guy trying to stick his male reproductive organ in my mouth. I’m a guy. FML
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Posted On: 02/06/2009 3:36PM | View BertyWooster's Profile | # |