An evil, evil place across the ocean. They charge you for ketchup packets and water and the restroom. The hotels consist of a little room with a tile floor and a single bed with a chair. They dress their kids in these weird cartoonish, multi-colored little overalls and hats. There’s techno-pop Metallica covers played on the radio. They have these ice cream shops that sell these, like, edible little gay flower bouquets of fruit and candy. Germany. You know Hitler once ruled over there? It came as no surprise to me, my friend. No surprise.