Right, this is my semi-bumhurt rant. I submitted Alcoholics Eponymous last week, it ended up about 20 with around 60 ups and about 40 downs if i remember rightly. This week I see Alcoholics Unanimous by someone else and it is doing fairly well, I’m ****ed (see what I did there?) that such a similar sub to mine is doing well and I thought copying was bannable. Anyway I’ll post both here and see what you guys think.

Alcoholics Eponymous(mine):

Do you have a problem with drinking? If you answered I don’t drink enough,then this forum is for you. Meet up with other proud alcoholics and slur your way through happy drunken memories, like the coyote ugly horror you slept with and caught herpes from. Or the time you stumbled into your mother in law’s funeral singing loudly,’ding dong the witch is dead’ and vomiting all over her beastly face in the coffin. Or how about when you urinated on your neighbours German Shepard and lost a testicle?

Topics: Stories, Spirits and Sex

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Alcoholics Unanimous(whoevers):

Are you a fan of booze? Do you spend your day counting down the hours until your next drink? This is the place to come if you want to discuss the finest wines known to man, or if just want to talk about how drunk you got last night. PLUS – are there any teetotallers in your family? Discuss our 12 step programme to turn them into the sort of boozehounds you could enjoy spending time with!

Topics: Drinking, Bars and 12 Steps