Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful meme

That started as a small typo

And became the next big thing.

Now Fingerz was a mighty FAILing man,

Yet gayer dawg was Falcon Four.

Seven doldoes were remembered that day

With a three-hour flame war, a three-hour flame war.

The haters said it wasn’t a meme,

We nearly got rickrolled,

If not for the courage of our fearless clan

The doldoes would be trolled, the doldoes would be trolled.

7 Vibrating Doldoes was for sure, a phenominom that was viral

With Partyvan

And Fingerz too,

Celerysteve and Raepdog,

ScalyEquation

KCGII and XI,

Here on Doldoe-chan Isle.

This is the tale of our glory days

The origin of all doldoe

We’ll have to make the best of things

Please don’t taze me, bro.

Dannaballsmcmale reproductive organenstien and Ironix too,

Will try like something awful now,

To promote 7 vibrating Doldoes,

And make the internets Rofl mao

No shock, no hijack, no klan voting,

Nothing that makes you hurl,

No Goatsie jpeg to say hello,

Or that smokin’ hot tubgirl.

So join us here each week my friends,

For a game of domination,

From seven vibrating homogay

Things used for masturbation