I am Celery Steve. Love me or hate me, I’ll take the whole world on and win. I’m awesome. I **** flowers like daisy’s pushing up in the springtime. In truth, nobody who has ever posted anything worth reading on this message board or has shown any spark of talent has hated me. The haters are all knuckleheads who can’t do **** but quote posts, say naughty words, bang their keyboards, and post memes. I challenge anyone with half a brain on here to step up and challenge the lowest-common-denominator status quot of ****ing retards that plague this place. Down with the old ways of dull-witted complete bullcrap. Bring forth the revolution of intelligent complete bullcrap.