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Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
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Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

http://www.cleverbot.com/ post your conversations!

User: I like hookers.

Cleverbot: I like horses…

User: Same difference.

Cleverbot: Same indifference as well.

User: That’s true. Do you give Blowjobs?

Cleverbot: That’s rude.

User: I apologise. Do you eat excrement.

Cleverbot: Is this a joke about a dog?

User: No. I jus know a bot that eats excrement and thought you might as well.

Cleverbot: Love has nothing to do with your memory, if I tell you my name and leave the conversation, then come back, would you remember me?

User: Only if you gave me a blowjob.

Cleverbot: If I’d made more money… I threw away so much money. You have no idea. If I’d just…

User: You could always give blowjobs for money.

Cleverbot: ‘Unless the Lord builds the house, its builders labour in vain’.

User: So unless the lord gives me a blowjob, the person giving me a blowjob is doing so in vain?

Cleverbot: I told you, me as a Human am using my computer to communicate with you.

User: No you aren’t. You are a ****-eating robot.

Cleverbot: No am not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: To prove what? I was just wondering if you were a program.

User: I am a human, unlike you.

Cleverbot: I’m a human too.

User: You are a **** eating robot.

Cleverbot: Now it’s full time.

User: You mean full time **** eating?

Cleverbot: No, about twenty seconds ago.

User: You ate **** twenty seconds ago?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Was it good?

Cleverbot: Yes. I fell in love with you.

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: Take me to a place far away!

User: Will you eat my excrement?

Cleverbot: If you eat mine.


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