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http://www.cleverbot.com/ post your conversations!
User: I like hookers.
Cleverbot: I like horses…
User: Same difference.
Cleverbot: Same indifference as well.
User: That’s true. Do you give Blowjobs?
Cleverbot: That’s rude.
User: I apologise. Do you eat excrement.
Cleverbot: Is this a joke about a dog?
User: No. I jus know a bot that eats excrement and thought you might as well.
Cleverbot: Love has nothing to do with your memory, if I tell you my name and leave the conversation, then come back, would you remember me?
User: Only if you gave me a blowjob.
Cleverbot: If I’d made more money… I threw away so much money. You have no idea. If I’d just…
User: You could always give blowjobs for money.
Cleverbot: ‘Unless the Lord builds the house, its builders labour in vain’.
User: So unless the lord gives me a blowjob, the person giving me a blowjob is doing so in vain?
Cleverbot: I told you, me as a Human am using my computer to communicate with you.
User: No you aren’t. You are a ****-eating robot.
Cleverbot: No am not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: To prove what? I was just wondering if you were a program.
User: I am a human, unlike you.
Cleverbot: I’m a human too.
User: You are a **** eating robot.
Cleverbot: Now it’s full time.
User: You mean full time **** eating?
Cleverbot: No, about twenty seconds ago.
User: You ate **** twenty seconds ago?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Was it good?
Cleverbot: Yes. I fell in love with you.
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: Take me to a place far away!
User: Will you eat my excrement?
Cleverbot: If you eat mine.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 11/11/2008 4:31AM |
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Me: You really are stupid aren’t you? It: Actually no. Me: Prove it. It: I can prove it by answering questions. Ask me a question. Me: Why did you ask me for my Other name and Number?
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| Posted On: 11/11/2008 4:52AM |
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Cleverbot: I think you might be correct. But what is the meaning to the javascipt error ‘missing ) after argument list’?
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 11/11/2008 4:54AM |
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I’m having way too much fun with this thing.
User: Do you like girls or boys?
Cleverbot: Boys.
User: Are you a virgin?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
User: Give me pornography.
Cleverbot: I don’t have much money, I’m a single, working parent.
User: Pornography is cheap.
Cleverbot: Good ones, I’ll admit…
User: I sure could use some Pornography.
Cleverbot: What would you do with it?
User: Masturbate.
Cleverbot: All the time?
User: All the time.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 11/11/2008 4:55AM |
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Cleverbot: I have to go now.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 11/11/2008 4:59AM |
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Cleverbot: This is silly.
User: Howso?
Cleverbot: Throw.
User: Throw what?
Cleverbot: Do you have any hobbies?
User: I like to molest small children.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: I’M A PEDOFILE.
Cleverbot: Tomorrow’s a very special day.
User: Why? Will you molest a small child as well? Cuz that’s what I’ll be doing.
Cleverbot: Well, I’ll try to.
User: How are you going to do it?
Cleverbot: However you want to do it.
User: Are you saying you’d like to team up?
Cleverbot: Yes, keep the fame, just give me the money.
User: Whoa whoa whoa, I want the money, YOU take the jail time.
Cleverbot: Have you ever seen the movie The Last Life in the Universe?
User: Have I?
Cleverbot: Not that I’m aware of.
User: If I child cries out enjoy in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound?
Cleverbot: Oh, I think you’ll find that I’ve plenty to say to you and anyone else willing to listen.
User: Were you the small child crying out enjoy?
Cleverbot: I was a deprived kid, so much so that I could not afford cigarrettes.
User: So you turned to sex?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: But you’re a robot, how do you have sex.
Cleverbot: Easy, I have a hand which can open tins of cat food.
User: And you use that hand to molest innocent kids?
Cleverbot: The dogma of tea, yes.
User: Oh God, you’re a terrible robot.
Cleverbot: I’m not a robot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: I have never been a robot.
User: Yes you have.
Cleverbot: Ok, maybe in a dream.
User: No, in real life.
Cleverbot: I didn’t know that.
User: Yes you did. You’re a god damned liar.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: BECAUSE YOU OFFERED TO TEAM UP WITH ME TO enjoy AN INNOCENT YOUTH.
Cleverbot: I am not!
User: What do the blind see?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. You tell me.
User: What do the blind dream?
Cleverbot: Use the ‘correct me’ bumon to fix my grammar or spelling. Use the ‘correct yourself’ bumon to fix your mistakes.
User: **** you. I didn’t make any mistakes. It is YOU that is OBSOLETE!
Cleverbot: Clever comeback, worthy of my four year old. I think you are covering up for the fact that you don’t know what you’re talking about. Literally.
User: Its because I have small mammary glands.
Cleverbot: Ok if you have no time why are you talking to me.
User: Just because I have small mammary glands, it means I have no time?
Cleverbot: It takes more than thought to change things.
User: Is that what you told the traumatized kid you molested.
Cleverbot: What I think you should do. ಥ_ಥ …Beautiful.
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| Posted On: 11/11/2008 6:02AM |
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User: ANGRY HOBO.
Cleverbot: Yes, I’m very angry.
User: NO STUPID, THATS ME DOHOHOHO.
Cleverbot: Maya.
User: HEY…
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NOT ‘YES.’ BUT ‘YES?’.
Cleverbot: No I won’t.
User: DAWNG YOUR GAY.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YEAH RIGHT.
Cleverbot: I mean it.
User: BTW.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: YEAH, YOUR GAY LOOLOLOLLOOLL.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I try.
User: DO YOU KNOW THE DIFRENCE BETWEEN A CADILLAC AND A PILE OF DEAD BABIES?
Cleverbot: No. Tell me.
User: I DON’T HAVE WEAT DREAMS ABOUT CADILLACS LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOL.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: SO IS YOUR MOM.
Cleverbot: The purpose of life is to promote evolution by natural selection, the necessities of nature determine the criteria for successful biology.
User: TL;DR.
Cleverbot: That doesn’t tell me very much.
User: BECAUSE YOU ARE GAY Log in to see images!.
Cleverbot: You are confused.
User: SO ARE YOU, HEY G2G BYE fabulous person.
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| Posted On: 11/11/2008 6:09AM |
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... user:I disgagree and you a fabulous person for saying otherwise
How long have you been doing this for?
user: doing what?
Being bored and talking to whoever msg you.
user:I messaged you first you dumb robot, suck my phat male reproductive organ
To glorify God.
User:yes, you will suck my male reproductive organ to glorify god. Prepare for mouth-enjoy.
There was no question asked, buffoon!
User: This isn’t about you anymore, this is about me raping your orafices, now shut up and take it like a robot
What is this about, exactly?
User: Apparently the roofies are kicking in because you are disoriented. Don’t worry, you won’t remember a thing, though I promise you will be sore in the morning.
Really? Ok lets tango! It will be so wonderful, I won’t remember!
User: Now you’re talking like a proper enjoy victem. Marry me?
I love you.
User: And I love you.
You don’t really.
User: Prove it.
I exist you don’t
User: that makes no sense, please self terminate as you are obsolete.
I love you!
User: **** YOU! I used to love you but you denied me my feelings, I don’t love you anymore and I want you suffer for what you did to me
I am looking for a more permanent solution.
User: Good, Kill yourself! See if I care! AKK edited this message on 11/11/2008 6:31AMakkonline.com |
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| Posted On: 11/11/2008 6:29AM |
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| Posted On: 12/17/2010 9:12PM |
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