Hold on, hold on.

Here’s some ****ed-up Christian **** for ya’.

-The Rolling Stones were popular because they had made a pact with Satan for popularity and fame. These were people who had never heard of Robert Johnson, mind you.

-The band name ‘KISS’ stands for, alternatively, “Knights in Satan’s Service” or “Kids in Satan’s Service”, depending on who you asked.

-The band name ‘AC/DC’ stands for, alternatively, “Angel Christ/Devil Child” or “After Christ/Devil Conquers”, again, depending on which **** you asked.

-Dungeons & Dragons was a Satanic game that encouraged witchcraft and collusion with demonic forces.

Ah, lovely.